I'd take any kind of debauchery at teh moment.
I am seriously undebauched. You might even say I was underdebauched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My periods of debauchery are sporadic but welcome.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

My periods of debauchery are into the menopause.
*old lady tears*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

You can't be menopausal yet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

It was a rather amusing play on the word 'period'
implying that my periods of debauchery had dried up to nothing.

I am an old married woman, Blousie, and everyone knows they only get sex on birthdays and xmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

AH!
Yes but at least you know you'll definitely be getting sex twice a year :)
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)