Weekend Wankers!
I've got a hangover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:01, 205 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright jeffers.
I don't have a hang over I am, however, off to see the ex-wife, so I may need to put in the groundwork for one later on.

Oh and I wish to stab Scarlet Johansen in the face.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Nice work Jeffster. That's the spirit.
I've had about four hours' sleep, so will probably end up crashed out in a minute. And this morning I tried to start a wet t shirt contest with a cup of tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Did Mr b3th give you a 'oooh!' with your Typhoo?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

hurr hurr
Nah, I was trying to drink it in my recliner, and I was a bit more reclined than I thought I was. Luckily it wasn't too hot or you would have heardf the shriek from Bristol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I got in about an hour ago
after some unexpected debaucherie last night.
( Kroney, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Good work

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Best of all the debaucheries.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I'd take any kind of debauchery at teh moment.
I am seriously undebauched. You might even say I was underdebauched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

My periods of debauchery are sporadic but welcome.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

My periods of debauchery are into the menopause.
*old lady tears*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

You can't be menopausal yet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

It was a rather amusing play on the word 'period'
implying that my periods of debauchery had dried up to nothing.

I am an old married woman, Blousie, and everyone knows they only get sex on birthdays and xmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

AH!
Yes but at least you know you'll definitely be getting sex twice a year :)
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Woh', someone just linked this to me, and I used to have it a lot as a kid and a teen, even happened the other week.
I always ignored it 'cus I quite like it, and it rarely happens, it only happens when I'm half asleep, and it's like a really intense vibration and like god is roaring or something.... I can switch off just by getting up, but I quite liked it. It used to scare me and I didn't tell people 'cus I thought they would send me to the loony bin, and it would only happen a couple of times in a week and then go away for 6 months or soo.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

I know it sounds like I've read something and suddenly done the "oh, I've got that", but that's not the case, I just thought it was a normal thing that people didn't speak about 'cus it only happens like once or twice a year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I had that once when I was at uni.
I was dropping off to sleep one night when I heard my Dad's voice shout really loudly, right in my ear. That was freaky.

Do you think whatever causes this sort of thing is behind your scary old man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

When I was a kid, it would normally be with a dream of me flying through a tounel of clouds, with what I thought was god shouting at me, but then if I half wake, naturally the clouds and stuff would disapear and I'd be back on the couch on in my bed, but
the vibrations and sound continued.

Nah', nothing to do with Dad. I spoke to someone yesterday about it, and the stuff going on with Dad, and she thought I meant haunting to be an external unearthly source messing with my head too, but that's not what I meant. What I meant when I say haunting, was like how someone says "I'm haunted by past", I know it's all in my head, the reconignition of a stranger driving pass or walking around a corner as being someone who I think could look how Dad looks. It's the memory of him that is playing on my mind, that is 'haunting' me, rather than some ghost type thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

It also happens more if I'm asleep on a couch without a soft arm bit, like maybe I'm asleep on a vane causing pins'n'needles.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

If I sleep during the day on a sofa, I tend to get sleep paralysis.
That shit is scary, man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Yeh', deffo.
And that thing where it feels like you're extremly drunk, I mean, not in your head, but in your body, you just can't control it right. And even though your eyes are closed, you can still see and hear the telly. When that happens, I fall off the couch (in my semi-dream thing) and then suddenly I realise it was all a dream and I'm still on the couch, only I'm still really body-drunk/clumsey, and it happens again and again until I real-wake.

But the thing is, during this time, with the telly or radio on, that stays with whatever is happening, that doesn't 'reboot' with each wake, and when you real-wake, the telly/radio is exactly at the same point in the dream where you expect it to be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I've had that perhaps once or twice, when I've been very stressed
I've never panicked quite so much in my life. It was horrific, and it makes me feel mildly uncomfortable just to think about it even now.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Because of changes going on in your life, do you think?
New flat and that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Just makes you even more speshul innit : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's my housemate's birthday and the DVD I bought him hasn't turned up.
That's the last time I do something nice for someone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

i don't
but I did just get to be cooler than I ever really think I will be again last night. I got on the guest list for a gig in Cardiff 1 1/2 hours before it started - yay! Couldn't drink though as I was driving, nor could my mate who was pregnant and my other mate had a bad leg recovering from surgery. And about 75% of the rest of the audience were student age. So, not entirely cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

me too
I am drinking a Dr Pepper and just had a hummus wrap. Still feel like crap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Good afternoon
Just been checking out your b3tamap, its getting busy since I last looked in.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Good lord, I haven't looked at that for ages

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

me either

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Alright bumders
Not the best result, but it'll do!

In other news, I just had a sausage sandwich, and it was fantastic. Good quality sausages FTW!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I hear you like a good sausage, fnar fnar
While accidentally seeing some rugby, I noticed an interesting sign behind the players...

"TACKLE HUNGRY"

I like this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I can imagine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Noms
Right im off to the shops for bacon and sausages for a fryup
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Back

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I had pancakes for breakfast
they had bacon and syrup in them. This is the only thing that will make me watch rugby - I'd even 'support' wales for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I fancy road in one of those hole things, with that onion gravey stuff.
I think I'll make that. Extra hole and juice cus I like those bits. I don't really care about the sausage that much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Alright there
it's been a long and intensely boring day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I'm still in bed
I had stuff to do today as well, but I managed to go to the bank and library from my bed, and the rest of it was just shopping so it can wait I guess.

How're you?
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That is impressive
online shopping maybe.

I'm a bit ill but not terrible thanks, just exceptionally cranky.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I think it might be a new record
as I'm still here. And unless tennis boy gets his bloody act together and tells me what we're supposed to be doing this evening, here I shall remain.
Sorry to hear you're ill - nothing serious I hope?
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh man, Sad Times, Berk, seems like he's lost interest. I'd give him another....ohhh... let's be fair, say, 45 seconds, or 90 seconds if there is flowers involved.
Then if not, cut your losses and go on the rebound.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Not at all
just a touch of 'bleh' and my back is killing me. Reckon it's the walking.

What had your plans been originally with TB?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Oh, he told me on wednesday that he had a night out planned
with some friends. When I pouted a bit he hastily said I was invited. But despite several attempts to contact him today no plans have been forthcoming. I have no objections to him going out with his friends and without me, I just want to know what's going on so I can start getting ready if need be, and also so I know what I'm doing for dinner.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Not unreasonable
on the other hand if nothing is planned, you can stay in bed some more haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

He's having yet more trouble with his mortgage
and sounds really miserable. I think I'll be staying in bed some more, lol.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

That sounds like a plan
that and icecream haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I shall pop out to le shops in a bit
for snacks and booze.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I vote for icecream!
/May want icecream herself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Eyes bigger than your appitite.
That's your problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

If I had some Baileys icecream in front of me
this would not be true. And I'd probably kill for some booze
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Why not make a vodka milkshake!
Ice-cream and BOOZE!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

This is actually an excellent idea
if I had icecream.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I'm not sure milk is a good mixer.
You might be better off going to the shops and just buying some booze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I have some booze
but nothing I actually want to drink
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

If you could have any booze, what booze would you go for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I'd like some half decent whisky,
a nice glass of wine or some lime vodka
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Vodka, milk and baileys works
has to be over lots of ice though.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Get booze. Get lots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I had booze last night
bloody Aspalls taking me surprise on an empty stomach. If I have booze tonight it will be in small quantities, but I will probably opt for a cheeky smoke instead.

And ice cream is a given.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

So what happened to the day being spent working on the car?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

He has
I haven't.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You probably missed nothing.
So you've spent the entire day snoozing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Oh no
I was awake at 8:30, much to my personal disgust, as I didn't go to bed til nearly 1am. I've just been mooching around the internet mostly.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I've got Back To The Future on the tellybox!
Damn! Where is that kid?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I've got them on dvd
Christopher whatshisname is an absolute mental.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)

The first one was good.
The second on was just about watchable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

they are all awesome
and I want to watch them, now. Shan't though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)

The one in the wild west was shit.
I think it had a train in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

this is a lie
it was ace and the train was ace
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I agree with Jeff
The third one was terrible, doesn't belong in the trilogy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Well. JUSTICE has spoken.
Here ends the Back to the Future debate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I liked that one
but then I'm not very discerning about films.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You're brave.
Taking an opposing view to Amberl.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I've no doubt whatsoever that she's pretty fearsome
in her 'dishing out internet VENGEANCE' role...but I can probably run faster than she can.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

berk. These threats won't do your application to join
'Jeff's Angels' any favours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that if, say, Lampito, Amberl and I
decided we were going to be 'Jeff's Angels' you'd have bugger all say in the matter.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Amberl is already in.
And I let B3th join as well. So don't think I'm not already defended. Anyway, it's all about fighting crime - not petty violence.

Do you want in or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Hmm
and what would you need a short arse for?
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Going undercover.
Like, you know, tablecloths and such.
( Kroney, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

We consider people of all heights.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Be very scared berk
yes yes you can
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Yeah, but you can outdrink me
in fact you could probably outdrink me twice over. So just get a few vodkas down me and then I won't be able to run at all, let alone away from you and fast.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

You can raise funds for the collective by dealing DRUGS.
Or you could have a cake sale. Whatever you're most comfortable with really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I raised £150 from a cake sale once
£35 of ingredients and I made everything myself. True story.
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:39, Reply)

You're in charge of fund raising then berk.
Done deal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Excellent division of labour
*plans to get berk drunk*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)

It won't take much, I wouldn't worry

(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

When I come to Oxford then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

As long as you can get me on the train home...

(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Not too drunk.
I might get word of a crime that needs fighting. I don't want you all getting like those girls in that pub. Coyote Ugly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Don't worry Jeff
it'll only be the second part of that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Jeff's Angels has a 'no munters' policy.
It has done since the start. You're still a founder member.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

You reckon it's time to call it quits too? I donno, not to sure, they might be able to salvage something, end it on a mid-point maybe.
It's not that easy, I mean, who gets the friends? Good thing there is no kids or pets. Naturally Berk will get to keep me and you, probably Barry too, but I think maybe Jeff and b3th might go with Field Ping Pong Fella. We'll all say we're nutrel at first, but it doesn't really work like that in the end, naturally we'd be close to some than others. I hate it when my friends split up and that happens.

Yup, I think you're right, a nice clean break before any resentment or bitterness appears.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Football is fucking rubbish
Until Wednesday that is, when I'll be bringing shame upon Fulham and English people by being a twat in Poland.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Today's news in brief:
I had a sleep. It was lovely. Then I had to get up because someone was at the door.

More news as it happens. back to you in the studio.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

What a fantastic evening to come.
I have a new tattoo, True grit with Jeff Bridges on dvd, red wine and remembered a box set of old horror movies I bought and forgot about.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)

True Grit's really good.
I've been pleasantly surprised by these Western remakes. 3:10 to Yuma was very good, too.
( Kroney, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

What a shite day.
Hangover. Hangover gets better. Pub to watch the Liverpool/United game, then Ashton Gate to watch Bristol City lose (again).

And now the people I was going out with this evening have cancelled so my Saturday night will be spent doing fuck all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

*hugz*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)

How is your new tatt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

If you booked face, you'd have seen it.
So nerrrrr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I could reactivate my account I suppose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Do it do it do it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

go on go on go on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

this this this

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I can add you as a friend, and feel even more popular than I already do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)

It's unlikely to happen.
Me reactivating facebook that is. If I did use it. I would add you as a friend.....

AND THEN DELETE YOU AGAIN!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Internet rejection
Best of all the rejections.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I might spend this evening working on your C.V

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

That will be fascinating for you.
I'm working at the moment, while watching cheesy saturday night TV, but I might have time to finish off my bit tonight as well.
If not tonight, definitely tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I might not though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)

That's fine.
I can imagine lots of things much more interesting to do with your Saturday night.
Like fannying about on here. Or working on tomorrow's hangover.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)

i seen a picture - it is well cool

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Fabulous!!

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Yo J dog
What's the haps with the manager discussions? I hear Steve Mclaren's available now....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Second interviews are (apparently) taking place tomorrow or Monday.
A new manager should be in place within a few days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I hear they've been trying to poach one from North of the Border.
DJ & Dad's team, as it happens. Treading dangerously....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Are they fans of the Super Js?
If so, McInnes is - apparently on his way to the west country to meet with the club.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/15323858.stm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

They are indeed Saints fans.
Is he seriously considering a move then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

www.bcfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10327~2482344,00.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

oooo.

Also, 'Sexstone'. Pffft.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

whelp! I got nothing done today
not even managing to open my car bonnet to put water in. Lame.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

According to the weather forecast
nature will put water in your car tomorrow anyway.

Did you decide on a portfolio theme?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

portfolio theme?
do you mean a title for the students' projects? No. Well, we've got a month or two yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Any themes in the running?
Have you thought of just nicking one of the b3ta image challenge titles?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)

haha, no we go for more
vague theme titles that leave lots of options for creativity and encourage them to think about theory and the meaning and potential of photographic images
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Illustrate a poem or novel
Have them encapsulate a famous poem or work of fiction in photographs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I tried one like this once with an aboriginal myth
It totally bombed*. But that was a different group. We tend to go with a title which is then interpreted how they like. We're trying to replace last year's 'The Decisive Moment'

*not that it's a bad idea, I don't think, but it just didn't work for some reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

What I don't get right, what I don't get, is what normal people do when they want a chicken sandwich, and they live on their own.
All I wanted tonight was two chicken sandwiches, warm roast chicken, on a grainy bread, with lettus, onion, mayo, and I've got some nice chili jelly that I want with it. The whole point was to have something that'll be nice with the chili jelly.

So I was in my little tesco, and I could by for £3 a packet of little thighs, which looked quite pathetic. Or a packet of little little drumsticks, which again, looked pathetic. Or I could have bought half/whole a pre-cooked cold packet chicken which always has that slimey stuff and uncrispy skin for like £5. Or I could buy some sliced pre cooked chicken breast which would have been like £2.50...... or for a whole chicken, for £4, I can have a whole one.

So I got the whole one, uncooked, but whenever I do that, I throw so much away. And all I want is a fucking sandwich's worth. So I've seen them do it on telly all the time, how to quater and joint a chicken, so I thought I'd give it a go. The first leg (drumbstck'n'thigh) came off with a bit of hassle, looked not to bad, bit of bone debris, it'll do. The second looked wicked, just like you'd get in a butchers. Then the wings, they looks wicked, then took out the backbone which took a lot of the breast skin, but was ok, and then snaping and cutting the crown was easy. The breasts look a mess but will do.

So now I got a single breast on the bone roasting, with butter and garlic under the skin and all over, with some roasted carlic and half an onion there to juice it up a bit. I also took the skin from the backbone which I probably won't use so the cripsy skin should be nice.

Then I'm gonna slice it up and have it on some grainy bread with some mayo, lettus, chili jelly, onion. And some crisps and some pickles.

All this palarava 'cus I fancied a simple chicken sandwich for dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)

And my tesco now do these wicked microwave chips called "Fries to go" which are amazing and nice, in the packet they're all individually seporated.
So I got some of them while I wate because I really haven't had anything solid in me today.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)

*doesn't go there*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Kroney, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Shut up debauchery boy!

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

That's the problem !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

What you need is a nice Jewish wife.
She'd know what to do.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Post a picture of your new inking Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Give me a minute to re-size it.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Too late, it's on your arm now.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Evening DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Ahem!

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You should change your login name to Belgrade-Blouse!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

In truth I only realised the connotations after the tattooing.
It was going to be black until about half an hour before. I swear to God it's not to impress CQ.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It's a fine looking star.
I've now got the David Essex song, 'Gonna make you a star' in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

David Essex was the first LP I ever owned.
Not the first one I bought however.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

In the book i'm reading, the ones who didn't go to a prestigious magic school.... the ones who discovered and learnt it via unoffical means....
... they tatto a seven sided blue star for every piece of magic they master. It's self regulatory and policing, the system, you have to do it in front of two people of higher rank.

I'm going to believe this is like that, because I like the thought.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*Nods*
Evening Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Ow biss, young 'un?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Not bad.
Slept until stupid o' clock, then took the dog for a walk along the river. Yerself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Adrift at the bottom of the table.
I fear that next season I might have to find another hobby. I can't face going to places like Carlise again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm going to watch the Newcastle v Spurs game at the pub tomorrow.
I have an uneasy feeling that this could be our first defeat of the season, for some reason. Although our record against them's not bad. My mate's band is playing the same pub straight after the match so I suspect I may be a bit worse for wear come nine o' clock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I asked my ma' if I could make a jewish chicken soup out of the bones and wings, and said it's the wrong kind of chicken, I donno what she means by that, I thought it would be perfect.
I don't mind if my misses ain't jewish, I won't say I'll settle for anyone, 'cus that would be really demeaning, but I'd give most people a chance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Wrong kind of chicken???
maybe you need a Jewish chicken?
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

this
how can a chicken be 'the wrong kind' for soup? I make bloody good chicken soup and I've only ever used a normal chicken...
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Mother Gonz might mean kosher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I honestly don't know.
You can get "Kosha Chickens", which is more than just the ceramony and killing, I believe, something to do with it's way of life or breed maybe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

You could just have bought a chicken salad sandwich
and added chilli jelly?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Nah', they use shit bread, and it's the end of the day so the lettus and onion would be rank, and it would be paying more for chicken than those cooked chicken slices which I reffused to do on account of a whole chicken not being much more.
Plus, no matter how bad things get, no matter how lonely and sad and pathetic my saturdays are.... I will not be _that_ guy, the one who buys frozen "Roast dinner for one" or the reduced sandwiches.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I'd rather the convenience myself
but I understand where you're coming from and I'm certain your sandwich will taste 400% better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Oh my dayz
i.imgur.com/igGmg.jpg
i.imgur.com/C433U.jpg

This is perfect, really moist chicken, crispy skin, roasted garli and onions.

This is the nicest thing I've made for myself in months. It's the perfect sandwich for me
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

MMMmmmm, that does look tasty :)
I never said anything about wrong chickens ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*waves*
*smooches*
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Hello you lovely person =)
It really is good, like, I think it's perfected, the only way it could be better is with freshly made bread which is a bit more not-fall-apart'ness,

I forgot I recorded Ricky Gervais's Science last night, that's a bit of turn-up for the books, watching that now. I also downloaded all the Extras, I thought I didn't like them but I've lol'd on the tube a few times for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It's dead on here this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

People are having lives and stuff

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

They've all gone out with the people who cancelled on me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I'm here.
Just drinking and eating a piri piri chicken sammich.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

There is that brief moment when you're about to eat piri piri chicken and you think, 'I wonder if this'll taste good?'
It's called a nando-second.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)

*dies laughing*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

*Spidey senses detect sarcasm*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

*spidey senses are shit hot*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

:-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

nah
I'm sitting by the computer feeling guilty for not having done as much work as I should have.

So anyway - be impressed with my last night's cool! I shall never be this cool again, I need internet validation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Woo! Captain Cool!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

thank you
now I will crumble back into my tawdry, prosaic life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I'm here but with a headache
I don't know whether to have an early night or whether to drink it into submission.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Booze!
Evening TD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Booze. Yes. What could possibly go wrong?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Nuffink!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'm back again.
I had a shower, and now I'm back here in front of the telly watching shit Saturday programming.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Still moist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Slightly damp.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Nice!
Been anywhere nice today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Two boot sales, ASDA, pub, long nap.
So, I guess 'no'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Better than the footy I'd wager.
Tell you what this Saturday night needs. A nice new thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Step to it then, like a good man

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I started this 'un.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Do I have to do everything around here?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I've been out but I'm home now and mostly sober.
I went to the Greek's for the first time in two years.It was ok. He was polite and I didnt have to ask Nana to duff him up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Evening lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Yo.
Safe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Busy weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Manageable actually.
Chores and family outing this evening.
Little do at mum's tomorrow and work tomorrow evening.
Totally chilling now.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Out last night, footy this afternoon and my plans for this evening have be cancelled, so I'm stoppin' in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Bliss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

*polite ex's high fives*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

You've lost me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I dated this lad and his ego was dreadfully hurt when I pointed out that we weren't compatible.
He was a bit odd for a while and pestered me. Then when I told him to leave me be he started being a nuisance to my mates in order to get info about me.
I must stress that he was not arsed about me, it was just the fact that I was a female who apparently 'rejected' him that bugged him.
But anyway, a relative works for him and we all had to go into their restaurant for a family meal this evening. I thought he might be as childish as he has been with my mates but, to my face, he was very nice and mature.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I thought you'd just gone out for dinner.
And it was at a restaurant that Blousie once went (out) to.

I know nuffink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I just have a little insider knowledge.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

He's probably heard that YOU GOT ENGAGED and stuff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

He has. But recently he asked my mate if she thought I might invite him to the wedding
and why I haven't been in for ages.
Apparently his sister chuckled "As if she'd invite HIM!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

He has issues.
Big manly Greek issues.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that I get MY invite.
though I can't promise not to get drunk and embarrass myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

You're coming, and if Grandad dies soon, Nana can come.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)