A man who is tired of London, is tired of life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

or wants to live in a clean, pleasant place where one isn't anally raped on a daily basis
for every single cost of living?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Financial anal raping is better than an anal raping by six fingered locals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I popped down to the local shop on Saturday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. There was a bloke pissing in the street at 3pm. If my daughter had been older I could easily have had her with me and there is no way I want her to witness things like that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Try living somewhere a little less shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

We live in Queens Park. Not exactly a slum area.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I was wondering yesterday as I walked my mates dog
Why is it so much worse for humans to piss in a bush than dogs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Because we can use a toilet?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

But chemically is human piss 'worse' than dog piss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

They both taste about the same if that helps.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

The bloke I mentioned wasn't pissing in to a bush. Cock out pissing in to the road.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Should we really villify this man
or should we embrace his zest for life by joining him in his open air urination?

Probably best to embrace once he's finished though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You'll not avoid that in Guernsey
Every time I've been there St Peterport has been full of drunken crews being cunts, scuffling and pissing everywhere. Usually, I was one of them, but still.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I like Cordier Hill and Les Caches.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)