This will tell you
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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Evening Battered.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Evening Mr DogFucker
How are things?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Good thanks.
All well your end?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Stop asking about Battered's cock, Jeff, you massive gaybo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

'Gaybo'
Is that Andy Bell and Vince Clarks new band, who only play songs prevously recorded by Susan Boyle
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Splendid thank you
Am cooking chicken with mustard & rosemary, accompanied with spinach and a baked spud. Had a superb weekend away in Guernsey & Herm and am enjoying having some time to myself now I have resigned.

Had some excellent cider in Guernsey: Roquette - ever tried it?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

No job, new kid... looking dicey
Spam for Christmas
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

*Slaps Rory on the forehead*
SPAM!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got spammed once :((((
Still I more than made up for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

SPAM HEAD!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

STOP REMINDING ME!!!
It was twenty years ago but it still hurts :((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

More like living off my investments and Christmas in Boston, having travelled there in first class.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

What is the going rate for a kilo of cans?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Don't know but gold is down 0.15% today to £34 a gram.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Short lived market confidence in Euroland, that won't last

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Gold is down a lot in the last 30 days.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Gold peaked in August 1983.
True.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Shame that one-eyed wanker sold the UK reserve off so cheaply.
I don't have the figures but suspect that VAT may not have had to be increased as far as 20% if it had been sold in the last few months instead to help reduce the deficit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Tony Hadley only has one eye?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Tony Hadley is a miserable fat cunt. I told him this about 4 years ago when I was pissed and introduced to him in the 5th floor bar at Harvey Nicks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So true...
Funny how it seems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

He should be sent through the barricades. To prison. For crimes against music.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

You've caught on! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Ah you see. I'm living the lifeline now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

It's still a good bet considering how shakey confidences are at present
There's alot of folded arms and tutting in the Euroland and precious little else. QE is having little effect. Still continued low interest rates leaves the austute quids in.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Agreed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I haven't tried Roquette. I'm guessing it's a channel island 'special'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

It is and a good one.
4.5%, semi dry. Good session beverage.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'm still off the cider - and getting fewer chest pains as a result!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

First time I have had cider since a load of Breton at our wedding in June.
Only tried it as it was one I hadn't had before & glad I did.

Must admit I haven't missed the acid gut I was getting from drinking cider all the time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)