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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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will you clean my room so I don't have to?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You're an adult.
Clean your bloody room yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
this is not the sort of happy welcoming back gift I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Where have you been K?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
working

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Have you changed jobs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
New job?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
not too new

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Newer than me being Flouncey McBannederson?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
probably
just a sales leader at a clothing store
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Oh ok cool.
I got a Fat Face hoodie and a Next hat for £7 today, I was rather fucking smug.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
ebay?

(berk, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Charity shop win.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I may be lovely and cuddly but I pull no punches when relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*rubs sore arm*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Tough love Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
you just wanted to have a go at me *sniffles*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
You're my third favorite merkin K.
Just remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
behind brangelina?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Behind Jeff Bridges and a merkin B3tan who asked me to marry him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
how am I ever going to live up to either of those expectations of awesomeness?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Valin?
He's having a tough week Biggers, best gaz him.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Dead /boarder

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Bobby's there now, are you two gonna have sex and get married?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
he's no where near me so I doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Leave an open packet of crisps by the front door, he'll find you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Pfffft!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
look, sex is one thing but marraige is a whole other

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I heard he's a proper hunk of manhood, he has the potential to inseminate women at will.
I'd be careful, keep at least a state or two between you. You don't want any of that huge spunk on you.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
there are far too many jokes I don't get in this post

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Bob ain't had sex in years and he's lookin for a ride

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I'm sure he'll be able to charm a far prettier and thinner gal into his bed chamber now that he's in america
we're all sluts, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Bobs somewhat unfortunate, some slag'll sit on his face and he'll up up with piss flap boils n lesions on his face.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
No, you're thinking of Catface there...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
It'll be pretty fucking difficult from here, but if you'd like to pay my airfare I'll happily tidy up after you for a while.
Please note I don't accept non-refundable tickets.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
all these geeks and no one has sorted out a magic wand yet
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

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