Sadly, that's a crap link, I couldn't find the original
Basically, the bomber had explosives stuffed up his arse, pretended to surrender, made it all the way to the prince, and proceeded to blow himself up. However, he hadn't realised quite how effective the human body is at dampening explosions. So, he exploded, and the prince only ended up with a couple of cut fingers.

The sentence "I did not want him to be searched, but he surprised me by blowing himself up," just makes it even better.

TL;DR - Crap suicide bomber kills no-one but himself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

didn't he shove the bomb up his arse?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

editied.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Ahh, yes
Sorry, realised I didn't clarify that above.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I tihnk he stitched into his stomach

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

IIRC, he'd stuffed plastic explosives up his arse

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)