I can believe that.
I'm an awful human being. It's all I can do right now to avoid mentioning the fact that you're old, going grey and nearly bankrupt.

And I've not even managed to do that. That's how awful I am.

To redeem myself I let a b3tan stay in my spare room last night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ew why would you do that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

She let me sleep on her floor last month, so I thought I'd return the favour.
We went for sushi and she apologised in advance if she woke us up with her breast pump in the night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

So he could eat their packed lunch whilst they slept.
And so he could comb their pillow after they left this morning, and, sobbing folornly, try to glue their hairs to his gleaming pate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sorry Al but it was funny.
You have to take it if you like to give it out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

All over your face?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

YEAH BABY!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

this is so disturbing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)