Reminds me of a joke which tickled me when I first read it.
A man is walking down the street when he runs into his friend. But there's something different about him: his friend has an orange for a head.

So the man asks his friend, "Hey man, why do you have an orange for a head?"

And his friend replies, "Well I was digging through the trash and I found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and promised me three wishes."

The man then says, "That's cool, but why do you have an orange for a head?"

His friend replies, "Well for my first wish I asked to be the richest man in the world, and 'poof!' I had tons upon tons of gold bullion at my feet."

The man shuffles and asks again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?"

His friend smiles and says, "Wait, wait. I'm getting there. For my second wish I wished for the most beautiful woman in the world to be my bride, and 'poof!' there she was, the very likeness of Helen of Troy."

The man, dumbfounded and quite anxious asks once again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?!?"

To which his friend replies, "Well, for my third wish, I wished for an orange for a head."
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

You didn't fuckinhg laugh when I told that a couple of weeks ago, did you?
I see how it is.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's the way he tells 'em

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I didn't see it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah, that's right. you hide behind that.
People always claim 'Oh, I didn't hear it' or 'Oh, I am laughing on the inside' or 'shut the fuck up with your unfunny jokes, arsehole'.

bastards.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I used to tell this joke all the time
No-one ever laughed.
( Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)