I've been boozin'
And I'm a bit wobbly.

BLURRUGH!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh Jeff
I would not expect this kind of behaviour from you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Sorry Captain.
I've let EVERYONE down.

Sorry. Again. I'm sorry.

You okay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

hmmm, don't let it happen again
I'm OK, got some cake and sang a student's analysis to Bohemian Rhapsody at work today, so, productive.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Been on the sauce.
Been told that I'll have to take a 15% reducation in rate if I take a contract extension.

All in all, a good day for beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

fuck sake
that place sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I'll busk about for something else, otherwise I'll take it.
Thems the rules.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

*takes advantage of beer goggles*

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

You don't need no beer goggles from me.
*Faints*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Don't faint...............not now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

You'll have to give me mouth-to-mouth!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

*puckers up with tongues*

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

*Finds arm that'll pull you closer has dramatically recovered*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Watch the tattoo. It's still a bit sore.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I was talkin' about MY arm!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I'm going to bed. I'm getting confused.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Oh naughty Jeff.
If it wasn't a steep hill to the offie I'd be in a similar state myself.

What can you say to redeem yourself?

NGNGNG NG NG Isn't a valid answer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm alright TD
How is your Bro doin'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

My brother has Hodgkins Lymphoma
My dad died in August of Haemochromotosis.

I have Haemochromotosis as well.

How do you think I should feel?

I have a business that's going down the pan, a house that's falling apart round my ears, investments that looked fantastic five years ago and are now just about worth the paper they're written on.

I'll pretend to be happy if you want, but it isn't really me, if you see what I mean.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'll come up and get pissed with you at some point if you want me to add to your list of woes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)