Fucking hell, I spend some time off the board and we start agreeing on stuff
How have you been sir? Also, Robin Williams; where does he rank on the Nutini Scale? Above or below O'Connell?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I am not at my best.
Williams is almost at Woody Allen levels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
Not the Williams thing, he and Allen can both die of face-AIDS. Want to hear an HILARIOUS joke to cheer you up?

I don't know any, this is purely theoretical.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

be fair, when he's playing a creepy psycho, he's quite good
One suspects for the same reason Woody allen plays an annoying little jewish guy rather well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I reckon I'd be quite good in a role as a fey dancer protesting his heterosexuality

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Woody Allen is a nonce and a cunt

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

see also: Morgan Freedman
But he sounds nice, so we let him off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Really? What's he done?
PS: I like Woody Allen as a comedian and film maker, sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Fucked his step granddaughter
which I reckon is one level creepier than Allen managed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Oh, yeah, that's not right is it?
I had never heard that one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

See below
I'm taking turns having basically the same conversation with you and Battered.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Is he a nonce? Never heard that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

See above^
Google Morgan freedman and granddaughter for details.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

And don't worry - Google will autocorrect the spelling for you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Yes, I have come to rely on this feature.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

*boaks*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

indeed.
And yet we never hear about it because every one loves him, but most people secretly hated Woody Allen anyway and wanted an excuse to call him a nonce.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)