Here, busy as hell
Colleague is late for the third time this week, so I'm having to do one of his jobs.

Alt: Diet Coke and MTFU

Alt Alt: The Sixth Sheikh's sheep's sick. Either that, or Ken Dodd's Dad's dogs dead. (I have a feeling I've fucked up on several of those apostrophes, but I'm fucking shattered this morning)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You haven't been drinking, have you?
Morning mate, long time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Had a couple of pints last night, just a very late night fella
And a none too pleasant conversation.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Care to share?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I'll GAZ you it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm going to assume it was concerning nothing so trivial as Torres' newfound familiarity with where the goal is
Hope it's nothing too severe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Torres has always known exactly where the goal was
the problem was his inability to hit a barn door with a bread roll.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Well that's hardly pertinent
He doesn't need to aim anything with his hands or rely upon arm strength to be good at his chosen profession... oh I see, it's a METAPHOR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

You rarely come onto the field equipped with an 8-stringed instrument with anal rape connotations
to be faced with the rear end of a bovine, either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You should try that at hockey next time
Spice things up a bit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)