Never mind all that
I had a gorgeous ride in this morning. Crisp, fresh cold air and watching the sun rise over the lake.

My wife has a new job but its hard to say what she does. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
( Peej, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are you sure they are sea shells?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I heard they were syphilitic she-whores.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

his wife
not yours!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

woah, steady petal. b3ta 101. I don't bring my wife up here, so insulting her is not "in the spirit"
I'm not Darth, now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

oh alright
he said his wife, not every single girl you shagged before your wife, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

That's better.
although, I don't bring them up here either, to be fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

which is precisely why i have no option but to make them up
and when i say "them", i mean both of them.

and when i say "both of them", i mean your right hand and, for special saturday nights, your left.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It's like you've known me my whole life.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

i am familiar with your work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)