I'm no fan of sharks.
I mean, I can admire their ruthless efficiency and the evolutionary pinnacle they've reached, but the fuckers stop me swimming, surfing or otherwise entering the sea anywhere vaguely warm, which is out of order.

And wasps. Cunts, every man jack of them. Pointless cunts at that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

how dare you talk about my colleagues like that?
you'll be on about rats next.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh, now come on
Even a shark wouldn't bill me posthumously for the time it took to eat me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

only because they can't work
the billing system on the computer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

and sue your widow when you failed to pay?
don't kid yourself.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

what, that actual sharks are now able to bill time?
terrifying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)