I don't wear them to look good, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

this is like a choose your own adventure story
if you want a sarcastic response, turn to p9

if you would like to be mocked, turn to p11

if you would like ONLINE PANDERING, turn to p37

if you want me to agree with you, go to p41

etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*turns to page 37*
*unzips*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

when you gaz me a picture of yourself wearing nothing but pink socks (syncubus)
i will fake pander you too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I'll do many things for love
even fake online lawyer pandering, but buying pink socks is not one of them, no I won't do that. /meatloaf

I do have some pink/purple/blue striped fluffy bed socks, would that do?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Ah, now see
If I actually did gaz you a picture of me naked but for pink socks, you'd do more than pander

vomit, probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

sorry
i passed out in terror at the thought for a bit.

as you were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)