I went as a zombie cheerleader last year
total cost: about £10. Children that I frightened the absolute bejesus out of: 7. (adults that I frightened the absolute bejesus out of: 2)

Money well spent.
(berk, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think I could pull that off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I think that even if you could, you shouldn't
the mental image doesn't bear thinking about.
(berk, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I've just pulled one off.
Next time forget about the zombie bit though, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You had a royal wank?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

It's the next stage up from a 'posh wank'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Is that when you have a wank while saying racist things?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

No, that's a 'normal wank'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

hence your ban from the night bus to Hackney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

The cunts.
I was the best damn bus driver they ever had.

*fumes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

and only 2 days from retirement

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

this made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Go away mum, I'm polishing my septre
Ok honey, I'll leave your chalice of tea out here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)