No angry
But I've been standing in the back garden with my next door neighbour for half an hour discussing our joint tree which probably has an S106 preservation order on it but it needs to go.

It's fucking cold out there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So put on all your clothes
Nelly's disappointing follow up single.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Too cold for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVy2FeqIyc

Not that I want to see my neighbour naked but it's a top toon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Nice and cosy down here.
If you've got a clear sky after midnight, look east-south-east towards Orion for the Orionids, you might get 100+ sparks an hour tonight if you're lucky.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)

It's clear up here
But I'm in the middle of light pollution.

Let me tell you a story - because I've nothing better to do.

November 9th 2005 was my 37th birthday and was a stunningly clear night. I'd been to a business meeting in Cologne and was flying home from Brussels. There were two passengers and three crew on the plane.

We flew, roughly, up above the Thames estuary then hooked right above St Albans and flew above the M1 to Leeds Bradford.

I could see the whole of the little bit of the country we call England. I think it was a priviledge - most times there'll be cloud cover and I've certainly never had that view before or since.

My feeling then and now - I'm working my way North by light pollution.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I've been stood out in the cold for a long time
And seen fuck all.

Oh and here's Jesus decsending.

He's no use - he's one of Blair's mates.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:51, Reply)