GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWR RAGH ARGH RAAAAAAAWR!
When was the last time you got properly angry? What have you got to be pissed off about tonight?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:53, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I very very very rarely get properly angry
But when I do it scares people. I don't think I've been angry about anything today - a little narked at my boss, but nothing major.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I refer the honourable (!) lady to the original question.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

but it's a dull answer I've bored people with enough on here. Stop reading if you've heard this shit before
when I found out about my husband cheating. I broke lots of his games workshop/star wars/magic the gathering cards/comics and spent much of the afternoon smashing his many empty beer bottles on the kitchen floor. I also did a whole lot of using the internet to tell people what he'd done to destroy his reputation a bit. Oh and contact the bitch in question.

I know I was scary because I'm sure at one point he thought I was going to push him down the stairs and looked genuinely terrified. I'm pretty chilled the rest of the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Ha, sounds fucking awesome and just the kind of thing someone should get off their chest.
Unless you want it on your chest, maybe it'd be some kind of support or augmentation, I don't know.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

it was like someone else was doing it all.
my boobs need no augmenting. Unless someone comes up with a good cyborg augmentation which would do something cool. NOt sure what, perhaps and in-built MP3 player or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

*presses shuffle*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

*faints*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

*pumps up the bass*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)

*is a little bit sick*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I read that as HE sounds fucking awesome
That would be pretty cunty even for Rory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I don't get very angry very often
so the last proper time was months ago at something my dad said.

I've got quite a lot of stuff to be pissed off about, but nothing that can be solved by feeling that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I might change my original question.
DETAILS PEOPLE!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

The details are even more boring
than my original answer though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Oh Amberl, I feel like I'm losing an unknown battle here.
How's work progress etc? I dunno what you're up to now, I'm totally out of touch.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

That's one of the things
that are pissing me off. No luck with work. Still in Bristol :( How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Oh, balls.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1400897

Any options to look further afield?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I think I'm losing the will

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Because you're worth it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:19, Reply)

it +less
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Utter bollocks and you know it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)

^^this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Send me a gaz
I don't know if you've tried our branch down there and God knows I'm not exactly popular with my users, but I could try putting a good word in with the Bristol lot if you wanted me to?

It's got to be worth a shot, anyway.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I know,
extreme BBW is just a bit weird
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Nothing is too weird for teh kroney

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Seriously
I have no idea how this reputation keeps following me around.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Oh I can answer this one.
A driver came in at my old work with some kind of flimsy excuse for not paying his full rent, the same shit he'd tried to pull last year and we'd had a barney over it then.

I stayed totally calm until he started playing exactly the same cards he'd done a few months before, when I lost my temper and accused him of "the same fucking argument you used last fucking time, I'm not fucking standing for it!".

He wouldn't back down, so I grabbed his keys, ran outside, jumped into his Honda Accord and ran over his face five times, before jumping out and knocking a healthy four-day nut out on his bloody face.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I've been feeling pretty chipper the last few weeks
If it's any consolation, this is something of an aberration for me.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I've felt fucking amazing this past three days, considering.
I keep wanting to feel awful but somehow life keeps dragging me back up to beaming bounciness.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

You only really need one or two things to be going well
in order to find the day to day tedious drudgery worth it, I think. Nothing much has changed in my life except for one thing in these few weeks, but it's made all the difference.

It's quite encouraging, really.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I like to think that a positive ratio of good things:bad things will suffice.
Obviously depending of the scale of said "things" and their impact on your day to day life. I think it's fair to say that, at the moment, I have a massive fucking smile on my face. This may not be the case when I wake up.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Sunday
Motherfucking co Kai king dicklicking men!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

For the record I am totally sober
That is just how my silly iPad insists on autocorrecting c o c k s u c k I n g
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

now what :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Too long
To type here. But fairly sad and cuntish sadly!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

booooo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Indeed :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Did you ditch the wonderman yet?
Shall I warm up my wonderpants and my special Bill Bailey beard and get on a train to London?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I'll text you
The borked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Urrrgh
G o r I e s

Fucking iPad!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Call if you want, I'm about to go out for a smoke.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I would
But I have sleeping guests and one is pregnant. Hence the sober early night. Will gazz for your return!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Right you are.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Insomnia fodder duly gazzed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Worry not, the mental cider I'm drinking will keep me up regardless.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Angry?
Not much. Just bored.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Hence your visit to OT.
What's news, snakebite?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Snakebite-wise,
I need to go back to the doctor's, as it's all healed up, but there's a tooth inside my hand still.
Other than that, really not much going on.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)

How fucking boring.
Are you moving again?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Yeah, in a week and a bit.
Back to Essex.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Have you been preparing
for reintegration by watching that documentary 'The Only way is Essex' ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going to B&Q tomorrow to get woodstain.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Don't forget the industrial bleach
for hair hairlights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I'm gonna look so damn sexy
That I won't be allowed within 100 meters of schools or churches.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Ha, oddly enough I can imagine him fitting right in to those pricks, he'd be the bright yet subversive one that actually managed to get the windfarm built.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Windfarm?
I thought it was a programme about orange people with low IQs.
( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)

That's Morph I think

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Not for ages
but deeply irritated and snappy - yes.

Lack of sleep + tedious assignment + idiot co-worker asking questions every 5 minutes that are the same fucking question because she is incapable of generalising from the original specific answer even though I included "and you'll need to do the same for those as well" the second time I answered and yet she somehow forgets that in the two minutes it takes her to do a 30 second task and has to ask me about them as well.

But not angry, no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)

No angry
But I've been standing in the back garden with my next door neighbour for half an hour discussing our joint tree which probably has an S106 preservation order on it but it needs to go.

It's fucking cold out there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:37, Reply)

So put on all your clothes
Nelly's disappointing follow up single.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Too cold for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVy2FeqIyc

Not that I want to see my neighbour naked but it's a top toon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Nice and cosy down here.
If you've got a clear sky after midnight, look east-south-east towards Orion for the Orionids, you might get 100+ sparks an hour tonight if you're lucky.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)

It's clear up here
But I'm in the middle of light pollution.

Let me tell you a story - because I've nothing better to do.

November 9th 2005 was my 37th birthday and was a stunningly clear night. I'd been to a business meeting in Cologne and was flying home from Brussels. There were two passengers and three crew on the plane.

We flew, roughly, up above the Thames estuary then hooked right above St Albans and flew above the M1 to Leeds Bradford.

I could see the whole of the little bit of the country we call England. I think it was a priviledge - most times there'll be cloud cover and I've certainly never had that view before or since.

My feeling then and now - I'm working my way North by light pollution.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I've been stood out in the cold for a long time
And seen fuck all.

Oh and here's Jesus decsending.

He's no use - he's one of Blair's mates.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Anger is wasted energy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 1:55, Reply)

SUCK MY BALLS YOU UBIQUITOUS PLUNDERER

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:25, Reply)

what the devil are you still doing up, man?
(berk, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:39, Reply)

Jabbering to Tourette's on the wired telegraph.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 22 Oct 2011, 2:45, Reply)