i read that as
"al: why are you SO FUCKING ANNOYING?" then.

where is that waste of vegetable growing skin today, anyway?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He is ill, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Hahahah
You sooo want to do that thing where someone sucks your finger and they do the same thing to your thinggy at the same time, to Al. You'd love that.

Happily married though, gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

you mean give him a blow job?
no thanks, think i'll pass!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

+ then blame your trainee. For the second time today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

you're in so much trouble
well, as much trouble as you can be with someone you've met once who is a good few miles away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I am incontinent with fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

so you should be
raaaaaawr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

with fear

lolzers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

this really shouldn't have made me laugh
but it did anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Hah, you would love every minute of it, and it makes me feel grim if I say that about most people.
You know, one of those blowjobs where he sucks on your finger and whatever he does to your finger, you do to his willy.

Just think how submisive you'll get to be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i am wondering why i have never heard of this thing
blowies, yes. finger-sucking, yes.

but this game? new one on me.

have you just made it up??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I haven't made it up myself, but nobody I've, erm, done that with, knew about it before I mentioned it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

i haven't met a man yet
who would be able to concentrate on finger-sucking for more than the beginning bits of a blowjob. this is the flaw in the plan.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

It's good to do it a few times to show them what bits you like and what you don't.
Anyway, I'm going home now, L8erz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Not if you're doing it right, anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Thus speaks the 'mothercunting world taht.'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I think it must be made up
it sounds completely and utterly grim though to borrow a phrase
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)