One of the reasons I finished with my ex
was his poor personal hygiene and the fact that he would make really odd, screamy noises during sex.

I never did find a subtle way of telling him...
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds like
you might have been doing it wrong.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I was doing it right
or he wouldn't have been making those particular noises at that particular time.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

another badger?
where did you come from?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I've been here for years.
I mostly lurk these days though.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

you know i'm gonna call you "bert" anyway, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Whatever
floats your boat m'dear.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

well
it wouldn't be fucking my sister, that's for cliche'd sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

A full set, eh...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Before he even touched you
just start going "aaahhhh arrgggghhh ahhhhhh eeeeeeeeiii"

that should do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

is this helping or hindering the whole big gay badger thing?
not sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

a little bit from column a); a little bit from column b)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

2 + 2 = gay 69

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)