where did you all go?
further to my question which provoked such delight in the earlier thread, how do you tell a friend or a colleague something delicate, eg that their partner is cheating, or that their breath could fell a swamp monster at 100 yards? brutal or gentle?

bonus points for LOLarious examples. real or just something you wish you could say.

GO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:47, 42 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

being a larper, I know some stinky people
one guy was so bad a bunch of people (not including me) grabbed him as he came into the house and sprayed him head to toe in Febreeze. Not sure if he got the message or not.

edit: also, unrelated: anyone got any tips for getting superglue off your fingers?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I'll have the cream of sum yung gai
lol he'll get the message then Cavey
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

if it turns out it's you
i'm going to be gutted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm quite the catch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

cavy said
if she caught you, she'd throw you straight back...

... of course, i told her not to be such a HARSH BITCH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I just assumed he had more growing to do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I have an enormous penis already thank you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

lol comedy strikethrough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

"enormous" is a very relative term, you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It normally hides in my folds of flab like that monster thing in star wars
/b3tan male
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

stop making me so goddam wet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Nail Polish remover

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

ta!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

now i have gluey fingers and am covered in acetone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I didn't say it'd work.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

damn you!
*collapses from fumes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Cut them off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

and that's how you ended up looking
like a big log of kebab meat and have to type with a head dobber
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

How do you tell a friend that you've THREADSTOMPED THEIR MOKEY ASS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Mokey?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

YES.
They're like monkeys but a bit smaller.

Don't you know ANYTHING?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

if they have
they are NO LONGER A FRIEND
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

today at lunch Mr Fairy had egg in his sandwiches
he didn't appreciate me telling him that his breath stinks and still isn't talking to me
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh man, you b3tan made up birds with all your 'man' problems

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You'd think with all the real problems with his sister
he wouldn't have time for a made-up man, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

An eggy man at that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

He probably can't get a word in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

you know, old buddy old pal
i'm going to go out on a limb here and say he would appreciate you calling him "mr fairy" even less.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'll call him what I want, and he'll like it

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

One of the reasons I finished with my ex
was his poor personal hygiene and the fact that he would make really odd, screamy noises during sex.

I never did find a subtle way of telling him...
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Sounds like
you might have been doing it wrong.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I was doing it right
or he wouldn't have been making those particular noises at that particular time.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

another badger?
where did you come from?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I've been here for years.
I mostly lurk these days though.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

you know i'm gonna call you "bert" anyway, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Whatever
floats your boat m'dear.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

well
it wouldn't be fucking my sister, that's for cliche'd sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

A full set, eh...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Before he even touched you
just start going "aaahhhh arrgggghhh ahhhhhh eeeeeeeeiii"

that should do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

is this helping or hindering the whole big gay badger thing?
not sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

a little bit from column a); a little bit from column b)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

2 + 2 = gay 69

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)