Hmm....
I'm thinking 'more money than I actually have' about covers it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well I'd best start looking at your C.V then hadn't I!
*Goes off to e-mail account*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Not if you have other things to do.
It's okay, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

B3th - my word is my bond.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Just don't ask me to say anything else impressive about myself at teh moment.
I'm having one of my 'episodes'. it's not pretty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

It's okay.
I've mailed you back - with a few areas of improvement suggested.

Don't worry about doing it today if you're not in the mood.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Thanks babe
but it's best if I don't go anywhere near it at the moment. If I was unemployable before, I can hardly imagine how prospective employers would take to some of the words I'd use to describe myse;f at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Don't worry.
My helping hand (if indeed it is a helping hand) is always available. This week is going to be pretty hectic as I'm off north in the middle of the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Give it a wave from me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'll make sure I have a shit whilst I'm there if that ticks any boxes.
Fuckin' stupid 3.30am starts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

And I felt bad about having to get up at 6:30 this morning...
what the fuck is up with a 3:30am start?!
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Trying to save money berk.
If I were to go up the night before and spend the cost of a cheap hotel, the Daily Mail would point out that this is a waste of tax-payers money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Can't you do whatever it is by skype or something?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Yes we could.
But they like the 'face to face' approach.

Stand on me. I'd quite enjoy 3 days in Edinburgh, but the project won't stretch to it on that occasion. I expect to be back there in another week or two as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Why on earth aren't you travelling up the night before instead? Much more civilised.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

It would be. I agree.
But I'm taking a couple of people with me and that would add about £500 to the budget. Which banks can't afford.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)