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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I'm coming down with influenza.
I got a cracking headache and feel all stuffy and like my teeth are holo.

Oh woe is me, but I've got my night nurse and my twinnings, and like the girl in the storm on the advert, I'll get pass this and move onto the calm waters of tranquility.

I got some chinese for dinner, crispy shredded beef and singapour noodles in half-box meal deal thing.

Ohhh OhTee, Give me some TeeEllCee.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:42, 212 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's all highs and lows for you at the moment.
*serious internet hugz*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)
*Cuts in*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
What's up with you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I just want a hug :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Oh Ok!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I note you've not offered me a hug.
*Distressed of the West Country*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)
It's not always all about you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I've had a shit day
*Stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Tell me all about it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I would do. But I'm feeling un-hugged.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Silly bugger!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Just a shocker of a day.
I was 'forced*' to go out for drinks with people after work. The same people I'm meeting on Wednesday. But these people had time for a drink, and not time for a meeting with me. Meaning I've got to go north of the border.

*Not forced, as such.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
They're cunts.
Sometimes we have to deal with cunts. I suggest you remember that thankfully you're not one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
*Feels loves*
How are you, Are Biscuit and Benji okay?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)
They're getting worse.
Every time I turn up at my parents they think I'm taking them for a walk and go mental.

I'm OK. Been to the gym but trying to stay off the vino and failing badly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Why are you off the vino?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Lose weight.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
You don't need to lose weight.
FACT! to the power of infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
It is ! It really is !
I gave half my aweseome award-winning chicken sandwich to a homeless person on the way home today, it's probably the best food he's going to eat this year, I know the other half was the best thing I've eaten this year, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
You've eaten your girlfriend!
I'm shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Oh no, this is a different homeless person.
That reminds me, last week's homeless person is supposed to call me tonight =S
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I very much doubt they will Gonz.
What you did was really kind, but I somehow fear that this is an 'act' that gets put on to lure the generous.

I hope I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I donno, you can't fake the saws all over her body, and no amount of money would be worth that.
I'm more afraid that she's spent the whole thing on crack or smack, or someone's turned her over for that cash. I'm not going to pretend to know anything outside of fiction about homelessness, but nothing in fiction compares to the reality of addiction. You can't see every minute ticking by feeling like an hour on a screen or on a stage.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
It's your lucky day Gonz
I'm in the mood for a cuddle.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)
*Cuts in*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
GET IN THERE ! Oh man, *looks at train tickets*
Did you see my new couch I'm getting? It's like sitting in a big giant hug. Snuggling up on it would be like, well, I can't even imagine how good that would be, hopefully I'll find out though !

How are you Berk? Is your Relationship Status still listed in one of the more stable catagories?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
That sounds much like my sofa
which sadly is in storage at the minute and I'm having to put up with the shitty ikea one which comes with the house. I did see the picture of the monstrously ugly one you posted on facebook though.
Let's have a linky?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This one here....
imgur.com/OEq3i.jpg

I sat down on it, and thought "This is way out of my price range, no way could I have a sofa like this. This is the one I want though, it's perfect for me, I love it", but then I saw the price, and it's inside my range, and not only that, but it turns out that that price is for a 2 _and_ 3 seater. It's the only piece of furniture that I've really fallen in love with.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
£800 for two sofas?
bugger me that's a bargain. It's a nice sofa too, but I have to say I prefer mine :)
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Yup !
They're end of season, I've got no choice in colours but am happy with those ones, they can get as many as I want 'till the end of the year, but then it's all gone for good. I honestly can't wait to be in my new place with all my nice new things that are all mine and I won't any more be struggling greatly every month and living in my OD, as my expesnes are more than halfed.

I also saw the dinning table I want, it's a glass and crome glass 4 seater that extends out to sit 6.

Hah, how comes yours are in storidge? Can't you ask the landlord to take them away and use your nice ones?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
No, he's nowhere to put them
I managed to dismantle one and put it in the loft - which was a fucking battle, let me tell you - but to be honest as this is a basement bedsit I'm pretty sure I think I'd struggle to get my sofa down the stairs. TB will have it, if and when he ever gets his mortgage sorted.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
One of those scams where you give him the sofa, then in the common-law split up, claim you improved the house and therefore are entitled to a percentage?
Niiiiice work, although if it isn't that, I'm totally beating him in this race at the moment, if that helps at all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Aww, don't be mean
he is having an absolute hellish time getting it sorted and the developers are being complete and utter cunts.

And no, that's not the plan either - do I look like a gold digger?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Hah, it can be a complete bitch, the whole process, he building his own place? I'm only messin', I'm sure he's a safe enough bloke, even if he is my worst enemy in the whole world ever.
For the lawls: I ain't sayin' yo' a gold digger, but I don't see you with a heaverly pigmented gentleman of minimal wealth and afro-carabien family origan...ermm.....'gger.

Fo' Sho': Nah', not at all, you're quite a proud lass from what I can tell, who sees herself on her own way in life. If you were like that, and I reckon there are a few people who I reckon could possibly be like that, even on here... then I wouldn't have the hots for you ,)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I'm a total gold digger, for the record.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Here, have some pictures I like before it gets a bit too gay.
imgb.in/bB
imgb.in/bC
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
The second one has just made me do a proper awwwww.

sadly however I will never be able to get a mortgage on a scientists salary and I don't have any rich relatives. So it's renting for me, for the considerable forseeable future.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Me too =)
I think it's an extremely rare thing for someone to buy a place without some sort of inheritance (even if it's pre-death). Thing is though with a couple, is that you have the potential for a double income.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Glass tables look great but are bastard to keep clean*
*sensible middle aged post is sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Not keen on the leather bits but it's looks like it's very comfortable.
One of my sisters works in a factory that makes sofas for the big companies. Every few years she's allowed to buy one cheap. I can get one from her factory if I want.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Can I get mate's rates on that if these ones have fallen through?
I'm indifferent to the leather bits, I think the sofa is quite masculine in a lot of ways, if that makes sense, even though I'm not really a very masculine person.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Gonz.
Get yourself in bed with a hot toddy.

It can cure most things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I do have whisky, honey and lemon ! No ginger, but I can live without that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Make yourself a toddy mate.
But don't let the kettle boil, otherwise it'll kill off the alcohol. Have a whisky, lemon and honey hot drink. You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Yup, totally !
They forgot to take out the chili in the hot'n'sour soup, but you know what? it's doing me a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I'm a bit fed up of Ballroom right now
Quick, engage me in conversation about something masculine before it passes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Put any shelves up recently?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Don't be silly
Think sliding scale. I ate some meat earlier.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Fnar
didn't you say more masculine?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
"Fnar"?
Does the idea of me blowing another bloke turn you on?

That's a bit weird. Sexy weird.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I love gay male porn.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
That's your evening sorted
Which B3tan will I be fellating in the den of iniquity that is your brain?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
CQ : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Fine
As long as he's better groomed downstairs than he is on the face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Oh lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

saying wanking.

Sorry. I keep meaning to stop these strikethroughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Why, what do you think fnar means?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I thought it was the same as "phwoar"
What do you mean by it? And is it OK if I choose to believe you ARE turned on?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Believe away
I thought it meant this top one: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fnar
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Oh yeah, that does make more sense
Dang.

*retreats to happy mental place*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
And how is work on the MG progressing, berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
All vintage cars are a work in progress, Jeff.

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Is TB still getting special help from his dad?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Not currently, no
his dad is busy.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)
hehehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

meat cock
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Florest are less shit than City?
That should cheer you up.

*Waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Early days yet
But yes, that's done the trick :-)

*waves*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Quick ! how many push ups can you do? Who's your favorite monster truck team?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Drink as much as much water as you can to help flush the bug out.
Hot toddy is also good. As is Guinness and spicy food.

Mind you, I wouldn't want to follow you in the same shitter after that lot came out...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
S'up?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Fuck all. I'm shattered.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Beer is the answer.
As usual!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I am tempted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
You know it makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I wouldn't want to follow Gonz in the same shitter pretty much any and every day
given the troubles he has with his guts.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
This is a good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Its probably
Ebola... Call Dustin Hoffman
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I'll give you a firm handshake and a clap on the shoulder, Gonz
But it's going to have to wait until I finish watching last night's Downton Abbey, I'm afraid.

I'm reconnecting with my people, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)
hahahaha!
Downton Abbey?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
lol what?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
You like period dramas lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I make up for this slightly effete habit
in other ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)
By having a wank during EastEnders is my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Pat Butcher would be enough for any man

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Oh dear god
that's the worst mental image I've had for weeks.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
It gets worse.
I read 'man' as 'nan'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
bow-chicka-bow-wooow

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Kroney, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Look how happy he is
That's pure Pat loving, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I think I've just been a little bit sick.

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

sick turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Nono, I'm quite sure about the sick.

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Hey berk.
Did you read that I've got a free ticket to The Stone Roses! :-)

This makes me a happy Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Score!
how'd you manage that?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
he sucked the tour manager's cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Just by being me.
It's a gift berk. A GIFT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
C'mon. We know you've got a wide-on really.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Uh huh
gaping.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I think it was Swipe who coined the phrase "frothing at the clopper".
This seems apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Is that where the phrase 'head' comes from, do you suppose?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)
No idea. This may (but probably won't) help
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I have no TLC to spare
could do with some myself. How's the tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Don't got chasing waterfalls.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Please stick used to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Yeah. And don't get in overloaded planes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Have you had a beer yet. DO SO. I insist.
I am not allowed to be the only pissed person on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Wooh! I'm not ALWAYS pissed.
But yes, I have a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Good.
enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
How is the the little 'un mate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Fantastic thanks. Can't believe she is 8 weeks old already. Doctor is v happy with her progress.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Good stuff.
Is mother doing equally as well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
She is getting better thanks.
V long traumatic labour, collapsed a couple of times since, blood transfusions etc. So a difficult recovery. So much so I haven't even pestered her for sex.

The last week or so has been better - going to the channel islands for the weekend before last helped a lot I think.

Hopefully I will get a shag before Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
A shag before xmas...
*festive period lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Have to be careful though. Apparently women are at their most fertile in the 9 months or so after the baby is born
Don't want a second one that quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
You'll have to think about getting a job if that happens!
Imagine being stuck in the house with two small people.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I am not sure this is true
especially as breastfeeding prevents further menstruation and is in fact used as a fairly reliable method of contraception in developing countries.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
The midwife told us the breastfeeding thing is a myth.
We have friends who had two within just a year of each other.

It's known as an "Irish pregnancy" apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Does it really?
It makes sense, reduces competition for nutrients between siblings.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Alright?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Wut?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Awight at the back?
Bumminglolz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Why hasn't Barrymore got any ashtrays in his house?
He puts all his fags out in the pool.

*Old skool lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Not bad thanks
feet pissing me off, but alright despite that. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Absolutely knackered but otherwise ok
what's up with your feet, is it the circulation?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I think that's probably not helping
nor are the cold nights. Plus the four mile walk today
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I thought you really struggled to walk long distances?
do be careful with yourself :(

I'm sure I've seen microwaveable slippers you know. Genius things - ask for some for christmas!
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Not when I'm dosed up to my eyeballs
:) then I can't even feel my feet. Usually I'm not, because that impinges on my life in a lot of other ways.

They sound brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
alright Amberl?
here www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GwtCG2wzqE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Interesting
different to the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I love Liquid Liquid.
They were recording in the very early 80s. They came out of the post punk scene. They got rediscovered in the 90s when Grand Royal and Mo Wax reissued them, then again in the 2000s when DFA signed them.

Like I say, I heart Liquid Liquid. Favourite tune is Scraper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I'm listening to a whole mix of stuff this evening
I feel restless and unable to settle on a genre
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
What sort of stuff are you listening to?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Mostly The Kinks, Chris Daughtry
Santana, The AllMan Brothers Band. Easy listening stuff really
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Yes but that can't be good for you
and here we go: www.amazon.co.uk/Aroma-Home-Fluffy-Microwavable-Warmers/dp/B001E44M0U/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1319486045&sr=8-8
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
It's not really
but I've sorted the diet, need to exercise more to lose weight. And I'm alone for the week so I don't have to be very mentally alert or awake
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
You want Amberl to get radioactive feet?
You heartless hussy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
No you dim pillock
they work on a similar basis to hot water bottles.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
God. Now you want to pour boiling water on Amberls already achey feet.
For gods sake. Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I have no idea why she'd do that Jeff :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
It's because you're nails Amberl.
Although reading about the problems with your feet, I should have got you a cab from the station, rather than making you walk miles for a bus.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Haha that's okay
and I am nails
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
That you are
but I am sure you shouldn't risk your health and knacker your feet in just to lose weight which you don't need to lose in the first place.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Absolutely ^ this.
If Amberl needs to lose weight, then I'm a black dude with natty dreads.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Ooh Jeff I like your dark skin tone
and stylish hair
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Oh shush
you're NOT FAT. Not that I have seen you recently but even before you lost weight you weren't fat.

12th, btw - what's happening?
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I know I sound like I'm going on about it
but my doctor told me I needed to lose two stone at least. And he's recommending blood tests to find out why I'm not losing it.

I'm going to facebook round and check who can make it :) so keep an eye out for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Well that's easy
just get someone to lift your boobs up the next time you get on the scales. Job done :)

I will only be able to do lunch on that day though - I'm busy from about 2pm-ish onwards but would love to see everyone if possible.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Haha that might work
:( well I haven't booked my ticket yet so I'll see what day is best for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Yet another secret OT party... :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Hardly!
Just popping down to London
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'm jestin'!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I feel for you. My adopted sister is just the same.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
It's shit
500 calories a day for almost two months now, and I've lost comparatively little. The new medication doesn't seem to help
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I do feel your pain, I really do
after all, I got so fucked off with it in the end that I had surgery. But I was much bigger than you have ever been.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Fingers crossed
that there is some physical reason behind it :) though hopefully not something dire like diabetes!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
If it is, you'll be able to jack-up in the office 'legally'
Which is bound to piss-off Monty.

So every cloud....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Untreated diabetes wouldn't make you fat :)

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Fuck off.
Honky.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I know that. But the pavement didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
True story, I got a pare for ma' last christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I had one this morning, I'm drinking a Hot Toddy at hte moment though, and totally enjoying it.
Got some night nurse too, what I wouldn't give a nurse in the night, if you know what I mean ,)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I have had a rather productive day so far and it's not even 3pm yet.
Anyone been watching fades? thinking about giving it a go on iplayer. that or the Bone Farm but worried that might be John Barrowmans latest piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Is Bone Farm some sort of Gyppo eviction porno?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
bbc's having a go at CSI I believe

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
^ That makes no sense to me at all Bob.
Try again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
The beeb have tried to make a CSI type programme,
sorry that was bollocks above wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
It was.
You watch it. If it's any good, I might think about watching it on the iPlayer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I'll do that one first then.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
When you do,
search for the Body Farm. The other one might be a bit more porny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
thanks b3th, silly bobby strikes again.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
*cuddles*
I'm feeling a bit shit and unloved myself, at the moment. There must be something in the air.

i think it's rain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Fernando?
I think he was in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
As long as he's not here giving me uplifting cuddles
I couldn't give a furry tit where he is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This'll cheer you up
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Rebuilt-pier-celebrates-anniversary-style/story-13646102-detail/story.html

It's been a YEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Doesn't even raise a smile, I'm afraid, mate.
I do need to go back there though, and have a proper go on everything. But I'm not going near the fucking place while it's still half term.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)
True. Half term won't be easy.
How much do you reckon you could spend trying everything on the pier?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
The only things worth going on are the teacups
and the penny falls arcade machine.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
They had penny falls.
But I didn't see any tea-cups. Sorry berk.

The bar was filthy though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I can easily feed a good five quid's-worth of 2p's in to one of those things
although the last time I played on one I was trying to get rid of all of my change and just kept winning more. I've still got a pot full of 2p's somewhere.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
They had a fine selection of money grabbing machines on the pier.
If you venture to the west country at some point, I'll take you there (with b3th).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Next year I shall try very hard to get down to Brizzle
it's been a good while since I've been.
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I'll take you on the cider boat and you can watch me cause myself pain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I want to go there again
it was rather nice last time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Let me know if you ever fancy a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Will do
when you're recovered from your oop north jaunt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Woo-hoo!
I'm only away for the day, but it'll be a 3.30am start and I won't get home till gone ten. So I expect I'll be shattered this week. If you fancy a pint next week, that would be lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Sounds good to me
enjoy the back breaking work in Edinburgh haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
It'll just be a long day. That's all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Hmm....
I'm thinking 'more money than I actually have' about covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Well I'd best start looking at your C.V then hadn't I!
*Goes off to e-mail account*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Not if you have other things to do.
It's okay, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
B3th - my word is my bond.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Just don't ask me to say anything else impressive about myself at teh moment.
I'm having one of my 'episodes'. it's not pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
It's okay.
I've mailed you back - with a few areas of improvement suggested.

Don't worry about doing it today if you're not in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Thanks babe
but it's best if I don't go anywhere near it at the moment. If I was unemployable before, I can hardly imagine how prospective employers would take to some of the words I'd use to describe myse;f at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Don't worry.
My helping hand (if indeed it is a helping hand) is always available. This week is going to be pretty hectic as I'm off north in the middle of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Give it a wave from me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'll make sure I have a shit whilst I'm there if that ticks any boxes.
Fuckin' stupid 3.30am starts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
And I felt bad about having to get up at 6:30 this morning...
what the fuck is up with a 3:30am start?!
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Trying to save money berk.
If I were to go up the night before and spend the cost of a cheap hotel, the Daily Mail would point out that this is a waste of tax-payers money.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Can't you do whatever it is by skype or something?

(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Yes we could.
But they like the 'face to face' approach.

Stand on me. I'd quite enjoy 3 days in Edinburgh, but the project won't stretch to it on that occasion. I expect to be back there in another week or two as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Why on earth aren't you travelling up the night before instead? Much more civilised.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It would be. I agree.
But I'm taking a couple of people with me and that would add about £500 to the budget. Which banks can't afford.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

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