Hairy clam.
All you football hating nancy boys.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Seconded
That's right, I'm calling you nancy boys. Me. Darth Foxtrot is calling you benders. Live with that. If you can.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Because football is such a heterosexual game
There is nothing at all gay about watching men in shorts run around after a ball, excluding women, showering together, kissing and cuddling other men to celebrate victory, etc. Oh no.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Presumably that's why they engage in such excessive compensatory extracurricular activities
And make sure the tabloids learn about them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Like that gay black chap who married the racist pop star
Two birds, one stone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's normally
Two birds, a hotel room and at least one sexual assault charge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I expect an X-Factor contestant to boost their flagging popularity by noshing off a minor Royal in a nightclub before the decade is out

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Lord Severn?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I didn't even know Dawn French could sing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)