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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There was a bloke booting my door down and I dialled 999.When I moaned that there was STILL a man kicking my door, the woman at the control room said "Well it IS Friday night!"
I rang back a few times but they never came and even he got bored and wandered off.
As he wandered off we pissed ourselves laughing because it turns out he was just an old tramp. An old tramp with a strong foot.
Why do all the drunken cunts and slags in Town get lots of police attention on a Friday night but me sitting in my house shitting myself doesn't deserve protection? Meh. That's one rant. Sometimes they're very good too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:00,
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Will you ever shut up about your bloody IBS?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:01,
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