I have bathed the baby, done the washing up, fed the baby and made spicy meatballs with tomatoe sauce
and i have no wine with which to celebrate my productivity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope you didn't throw the baby out with the dirty-dish water
(or something)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

nah she's falling asleep, but sleepily smiling up at me
sweet but annoying i want my dinner!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

You've turned into one of those benders who just talks about their kids Apey.
SORT. IT. THE. FUCK. OUT.

There's a good lad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Sorry Jeff...
I'll try harder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Consider that a reprimand.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

yessir
sorry sir, won't happen again
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Well I'm glad the little 'un is having a snooze.
Now pour yourself a drink and put the telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

yey
now what were those chicken nugget things with ketchup in called?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Put the telly - where?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Up yer arse!
Whoops.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Could be a venture
TD and his widescreen arse - watch all your favourites screened between pimpled flabby buttocks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

TD and the IMax arse!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Lets go bigger
The 3D glasses thing.

What's it called - Multimax! That's the one.

Sadly it's only one screen.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

*Buys chocolate peanuts*
At least I hope they are, and not your clag-nuts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Flick 'em at the screen and see what happens

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Pop down the shop
or drink whisky instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Evenin' Nails.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Evening Jeff
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Not too bad Amberl. Not too bad.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Could be worse thanks
having a night off diet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Good for you!
Not that I think you should diet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Haha chicken, houmous
and a bag of Doritos. Plus several back to back episodes of Supernatural. What more could I want?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Beer!
You know as well as I do that beer is the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Not tonight. Don't want to go too wild haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Well have a diet cider.
*Vodka and sugar free apple Tango ahoy!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

That sounds absolutely horrible
I do have vanilla vodka in the fridge.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

It is horrible.
It's not better with Appletizer. Desperate times once called for desperate measures. And trying to make 'cider' using vodka and some sort of fake apple based mixer seemed like a good idea at the time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Apart from cider
I don't like apple flavour stuff. The worst mixer I've ever used though was ribena with gin, when I was much younger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I once had a gin with chocolate ice-cream
I was sick. It was fucking horrid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

That is revolting
what is it with teenagers and revolting drink combos?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm quite partial to an alcopop
and do you remember those mudslide things? they were okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

D'yer want a new thread?
I'll do it if you want.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'd love one

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Alcopop.
Or 'tart fuel' as we know it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Mudslide?
I once had gin and weak german beer as a mixer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)