Evening Jeff
how the devil are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good thanks.
How is married life treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

great so far.
I don't want to induce vomiting so I'll keep it brief and just say I couldn't be happier to be married to her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Good for you.
Give it half a dozen years and the cracks will start appearing. Unless you work at it. Which is very easy to do - day on day, year on year - unless you're me. In which case life goes tits up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Look at Hitler
Got married to Eva Braun and topped himself the next day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

lets not play
'who had the shortest marriage' coz I'll win. Besides it ain't gonna go bad for Vipros.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I think we've got a good base to work from
we've been together 7 years and never had an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

not even a bickering?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

That really is disturbing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

People who don't ever disagree
they worry me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

oh we disagree
but we don't argue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

They are probably already related.
*Still bitter*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

we've had disagreements
and a bit of bickering, but nothing that most people would class as an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Except about that time you let her air out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

that was more of a long drawn out whine on her part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

^ this is good to hear ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

No it isn't. It's fucking depressing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't
You're still bitter. I'm not.

That's no judgement, it's just the way it happens.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I am mostly annoyed.
things aren't inevitable, stuff happens, sometimes it's good stuff. But there's not a finite amount of good stuff, so its OK to be happy when other people have good stuff happen.

/hippy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Fucking Hell
I'm not the most stable person in the world but if I was sober I'd get in my FAST CAR right now and drive to Wales and SMASH YOU IN THE BONCE.

It's what you are, not what you think people are.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I love being married. It's fantastic.
security, someone who believes in you, loves you no matter what and rubs your feet when you're knackered. Win.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

So what does your missus give you in return?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Head.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Sounds fair enough to me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)