So Winehouse was 5 x over the limit when she croaked.
All that 'oh no she'd stopped all that' stuff was bullshit. What a surprise. I'm met her ex-husband who is a total, total prick, and been served by her in the Hawley Arms, she seemed fucking deranged and extremely common but basically nice.

In other 3rd-rate namedrop news, I was at a party for a pal's clothing business about a year ago, and there was a live PA by a sweaty ginger cunt who sounded like Craig David. He was shit but a very pleasant young chap. I realised that for the first time in my life I was outnumbered by gingers as my pal Yeti, my other pal Shaun and this boy were all rangas.

I saw this boy in the paper yesterday - his name is Ed Sheeran and I understand he's doing rather well for himself. He's shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I saw Peter Mandleson on the train to london on monday.
Suck my namedropping dick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

(gay)LORD Mandelson, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

He was sitting in first class with a seat next to him
while I was pressed up against the door without a seat. HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE EH BOYCE?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

the better half

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Weirdly I saw Portillo on one the other day.
I know he does that 'Great Railway Journeys' show, but i don't think Shoeburyness to Fenchurch Street counts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

She may have been 4x the limit, but according to the report I read
her minder said she hadn't had anything to drink for a while, until the day before she died.
I reckon it was one last, massive splurge that did her in.

Ed Sheeran sounds like a girl
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Live, he sounds almost identical to Craig David. This is not a good thing, in my opinion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You've been to see Craig David live?
it's all coming out now...
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

According to the report I read
hahahahahhahhhaaahahha I'm joking I don't bother to read that sort of bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I work for the coroner's, it's my job to read those things

not really
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Your name is lies.
That's sad.

:(
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

but I told the truth, the name still stands!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

'alcohol poisoning after a period of abstinence'
So not bullshit. It's hard.

There but for the grace of god, etc.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Chong has offered to hand himself in according to BBC breaking news.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

they're now saying no confirmation.
Make your mind up bbc
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

FREE TOMMY CHONG!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

She was a great advert for perscribing crack on the NHS to fatties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I think fatties have plenty of crack

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I saw Amy Winehouse at the bowling alley in Finsbury Park

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I've been to Finsbury Park twice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

She used to go to 'Dragons' gym in Muswell Hill
She was shit at everything
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

How can you be shit at a gym?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

probably tried to rollerskate on dumbells

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I'm picturing her tying them to her feet with garden string.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Maybe she tried running on the cross trainer
Bitch be trippin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

oh fuckin hell
I laughed at this so I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill myself now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That's two days in a row Badger, are you feeling quite alright?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

it's no wonder he was cross!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I couldn't play rugby the other day because of the rain
Pitches be drippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I was walking along the edge of a field and I got completely stuck in a hollow that ran adjacent to the hedgerow
Ditches be grippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I was watching the opening scene of Macbeth when I realised the actors were actually making toffee apples on stage.
Witches be dippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I saw a gymnast with tourettes the other day
twitches be fliipin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm trying to install new lighting, but can't get them on properly
switches be slippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Harry Potter's been having a difficult time at quidditch lately
snitches be flippin'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I was playing Warhammer with my buddies when the GM told us that two lords of the underworld were swinging a rope between them while a third jumped over it
Liches by Skippin'
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

WTF?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_rope
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Alright Quentin, give us a link to your big and srs news, I can't be arsed going back over the threads

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

alright, just wait here while I find it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Make it quick I've got a big business meeting to go to in five minutes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

almost there, jsut gimme a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Zero effort, she'd walk for a bit on the running machine and then go for a tab break
-E must try harder
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

that'll be why she sang
"you know, I'm no good"
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)