There comes a time in every bloke's life when he needs a bit of TLC, a bit of looking after, someone to make the tea and let him have control of the remote for the evening even though you know he's gonna put on some show that'll bore you to tears.
It's normally when he's sitting in his pants and vest, with a hot water bottle and a bin full of snot rags.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I can totally understand that
and when you have a wife, she will cheerfully do all of that TLC stuff. But she is not your bastard mother!!!!!!

Sorry, are my issues showing again?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Hah, yeah', so I take it you're not up for some William/Diana rollplay? It's just that I've found a wicked white dress on ebay.
Is it your fella or your fella's kids who are acting like that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

the old one.
Apparently he was always a mummy's boy. He looked after her for a long time before she died, and then seems to have trsasnferred the role to me.
Yay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I think you're mistaking being a mummy's boy for meaning always pathetic.
I'd do anything for Ma', and I know she'd do anything for me, but that doesn't mean that eaither of us would _ask_ for anything.

There were people in the cab office where I used to work, in their late 40s and 50s, who don't know how to cook anything or wash any of their clothes. They lived with their parnets 'till they got married, then their wives did everything for them, then they got devorced and straight back home with Ma'. They say they can 'cook' but all they can do is grill an edible steak.... now _that_ is pathetic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Tru dat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Dish the dirt then, what's he making you do?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Hmmm.
I think I'd probably better rein myself in before I say too much.

/already way too late for that
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)