I'd like to say I saw it
Bbut I was out socialising with people who didn't have torn vaginas or don't shit themselves every few hours
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Still I suppose at least you get to see your child every day.
OH HAI MONTY DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!

WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME PRINTING OFF THE BOARDING PASSES FOR MY FLIGHTS TO NEW YORK.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Maybe you should also print off a picture of Kristine
seeing as she blew you out because her 'aunt is ill and the dog's got really bad windy-pops'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

She told me to print off a picture of Cheryl cole and use that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48, Reply)

As a boarding pass?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Sounds like a dodgy excuse to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Fat Bobby assures me that I'm too stupid to work out "the whole Kristine thing"
so I daresay I'm missing something really obvious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

When are you off to NY?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

later this afternoon.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Great. That gives me time to let customs know.
I'm sure you'll enjoy the rubber glove treatment...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)