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I'm in work already, what have you ever done?Everyone sleep well? I mean I don't really care, but you know, small talk innit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:48,
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Oh man, there's no one here but me...Surely someone is still up playing WoW, or has had to get out of their sweaty bed for health reasons, or is searching the web for cheese conspiracies?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:52,
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I watched Frozen Planet last night, it was rather goodthe Killer Whales creating waves to knock seals of ice flows was very impressive.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:55,
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I'd like to say I saw itBbut I was out socialising with people who didn't have torn vaginas or don't shit themselves every few hours
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Still I suppose at least you get to see your child every day.OH HAI MONTY DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!
WHAT WAS THAT? SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME PRINTING OFF THE BOARDING PASSES FOR MY FLIGHTS TO NEW YORK.
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Maybe you should also print off a picture of Kristineseeing as she blew you out because her 'aunt is ill and the dog's got really bad windy-pops'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:42,
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Sounds like a dodgy excuse to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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Fat Bobby assures me that I'm too stupid to work out "the whole Kristine thing"so I daresay I'm missing something really obvious.
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Great. That gives me time to let customs know.I'm sure you'll enjoy the rubber glove treatment...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:11,
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I'm drinking tea and watching Waynes WorldI'll remember that I've got to get dressed and got to work in a minute. I'm going to really enjoy work today.
*monkeys fail to fly out of my butt*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:02,
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I've been at my desk since 6:45I'm working my arse off by drinking tea and bumming around the internet.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:21,
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Morning ApeNot too great tbh, woke up at about half 5, didn't get back to sleep.
Something a bit odd is going on with me at the minute, 2 weeks back I had a massive falling out with one of my best friends. We're still not talking, but for some reason, I don't care. It's very strange to go from the way we were to the way we are. Ah well.
Fucking hell, I knew I shouldn't have gone to the pub last night, still feel pissed!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:23,
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You fucking EEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:24, Reply)
I didn't say I gave a shit, just that it was odd.In what way is that emo?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:24,
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"You Don't Have To Be EMO To Work Here But It Helps"?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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The problem here is twofold, I think.1. Your choice of t-shirts is something of an 'issue' with your friends
2. You are bent
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:40,
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3. Something about Neil Buchanan(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:40,
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For once, yes I did kip wellThis may be hard for people to believe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:47,
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Well I'm happy for you.Don't listen to those horrible bullies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:54,
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*ignores Monty Boyce*Morning fella - hows the throat? Cum gargling taking its toll?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:56,
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For the first time in four weeks I'm OK thanks.I'm really fucking chuffed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:06,
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On my way to work on the lasst day before a 4 day weekend.Life is OK, if not fantastic. The recent highlight of my life is that I bought something cheap from chins that actually works. It's a little box for attaching my laptop to my telly so I can watch iPlayer on the big screen. Normally they are 50-60 quid, so I figured the £10 one from the far east would probably not work but was worth a punt and bugger me it works.
So, there you go.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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man, those chinsamazing electronics manufacturers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:49,
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On me phone, on the bus, innit?Tiny little keys, but at least there's no autocomplete.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:54,
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Ah well. better than my bastard phone then.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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yes, yes, It probably is.HTC Desire Z, most I've ever spent on a phone, by it was well worth it. Then again I use my phone alot and am addicted to proper qwerty keyboards.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:58,
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I discovered my phone has a really rather smart function last night.It has an FM transmitter so I was able to play some music from my phone through my pal's radio. This was most fortunate as good old Yeti has no TV, no computer and no CDs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:03,
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He lives in the woods. No electricity supply. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:13,
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It's a big fish small pond thing.In the context of b3ta, Monty is the big drug taking stuck-in-the-70s mad-on-music-you-haven't-heard-of type. In the context of Monty's mates, he's the geeky straight-lace guy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:35,
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This^ is autocorrected from'Oh, what bus are you on?'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:08,
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21 as it happens/probably misses the point.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:12,
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Lab sells computer accessories these days?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:50,
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This is rather good, I actually anvy this feature a bit.Congrats this is the first time I've envied any feature on anyone's phone since I got this one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:06,
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I went to see a stage version of the greatest of all the film musicals last nightThat's what I've ever done.
Just that.
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The Greatest Musical = best type of cancer to have(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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I never got rid of it in the first placeIn other news, my back is working! I may change my sig to spine of, say, toffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:59,
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'greatest of all the film musicals'is like saying 'most delicious of the foetid, reeking stools I've eaten'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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The did a stage version of The Blues brothers?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:55,
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Yes, I have one of these, your point?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:01,
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you is jus well jellus of my mad style, innit?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:04,
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Man, you is wishin you could match my bare skillz, innit?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:10,
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Nah man, I is speakin the language of the street, innit? Coz I is from sahf Lahdin, innit?You is all well gay.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:15,
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I'd like to thank youfor providing a meme for yourself that's worse than mine
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A few of my friends work on that.True story, I went drinking with the cast when it was in MK
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Bugger, I've only just seen thisI hope you heckled Tom Chambers about being a Filth
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They did, I've seen it, it was shit.But that was to be expected really.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:05,
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Even I haven't seen Blue Brothers on stageI'm not surprised it was bobbins, the film had a certain anarchic charm that was never likely to work twice
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You'd be the second person in two daysI upset a QOTW poster apparently. *Tries to find caring face. Fails*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:18,
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I love your little caing face.Too late. We all saw it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:21,
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I saw it on stageit was basically some dudes singing the songs and arsing about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:49,
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you can tell meI like musicals. The others can fuck off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48,
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Yay!It was good fun, but obviously not a patch on the 1934 Fred and Ginger classic. Most of the audience were probably alive when the film was released. It turns out that Tom Chambers can't really sing, or do an American accent, but he was surprisingly nimble with the old soft shoe. Summer Strallen, in the Rogers role, was superb.
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I slept well but woke up too early.I left my hashish in the cooking oil last night to make brownies and I think the cats tried to eat it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:08,
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The first part of the sentance lost me entirely.Are you supposed to do that?. Mind you last time I was going to do that we left it too late so in the end we just crumbled it into yoghurt and ate that.
I was 18, don't judge me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:09,
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Internet says it's ok.I didn't have time to make them last night.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:12,
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18 IS a senserble age to be experimanting with drugs and hash cakesany older than that is just sad
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:15,
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the last time* I did yoghurtsthe group paranoia was astounding. 5 of us ended up cowering in the corner of a tube carriage for some reason. Still, no-one else got on the carriage. Although when we finally managed to brave the pub we did then chain 20-30 straws together and use them to steal stranger's beer from the other end of the bar when they turned their back.
*I was 19, so please do judge me
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:23,
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that sounds GREAT!I really want to try rthat! I wiash I was 19 again, drugsa re so cooool
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Mum, I've told you about coming on here and embarrasing me.(
girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:27,
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You'll need to sell the Accord thenAll the cool kids are in Civics now, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:29,
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drugs are drugs. unless you're a sober non-smoking caffiene avoider, we all take themunamusing story is unamusing. But still a fuck sight better than biscuit-based trolling, no?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:28,
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man, you should totally meet up with PERSONALITY HORSE.He's the man where biscuits are concerned. You could even listen to some of their music together.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:30,
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taht sounds AWEOSMEwhen I'm finished playing Scatch that's what imma do
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i thought he'd been made into horsey glue these days?seems to have gone a bit quiet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:51,
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I suspect a hit from the banhammerhappens to them all sooner or later
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:03,
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My first time but if it all fails at least we'll have cake to eat.(
girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:14,
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As long as it's broken down by fat or alcohol you'll be fine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:17,
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It's the bit after your username, in your case it says "Accord driving housewhale".sig, is a commonly used abbreviation for "signature", indeed, when you go to "update my profile" the box is actually labelled as "Board Sig:"
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You clearly aren't hip enough.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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Think of words beginning with 'sig'.Unless you are genuinely as retarded as you are pretending to be with this 'comedy character' you should hit upon it fairly quickly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:35,
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Does it by any chance relate to the playing of 'Scatch'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:39,
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it does not, scatch is a hobby, not that importantthis is imperative, absolutely essential that the board knows waht I am about to tell you
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I am literally in the middle of my seat with anticipation.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:42,
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Is is (IT) that your surname is a playground slang term for a kind of poo?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:45,
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Is it that you do art that looks like a 12 year old child with no hands has done it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:48,
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Monty, I tried to understand this sentancebut it's making no sense to me.
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Oh rightMonty's post still makes no sense from a grammatical point of view.
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Oh well, maybe you can ask for some "hilarious" Simpsons branded socks for Christmaswhere Homer is saying "d'oh" because he's done something incorrectly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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Ah memories, but so sad that he walked out on your mother to be with his Lativian boyfriend(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:54,
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Eating hashish is a bad idea, from experience.It's too hard to control dosage.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:15,
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Patience and restraint are required when awaiting the effects to start working.Especially if you've a full stomach - you can easily be waiting for over an hour. I have fucked myself up royally by ignoring this fact.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:19,
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This'Actually, these brownies are really rather good, I think I'll have another...'
An hour later I was so out of it that the only way I could deal with being that wasted was to sleep it off. I felt horrendous and it wasn't fun at all.
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A chum of mine ate a quarter of hash to avoid arrest, once.He was hallucinating on and off for the next two days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:25,
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Dear god, just the thought of that makes me feel illthat's the better part of two years supply for me.
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Quite the opposite. The poor boy was in bits.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:33,
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Louis Armstrong?Not very good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:36,
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no man, the beach game with the velcro pads and the tennis ballyou dig?
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I sho nuff dig it.I live to play games of any kind. My favourites are games on what I call the 'SNES'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41,
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I don't really have a sweet tooth so this will stop me eating more than I should.(
girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:26,
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You should make stilton and hash souffles instead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:28,
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My friend once had a dinner partywhere everyone came in black tie and at which every course contained some form of narcotic.
The worrying thing is, I completely and utterly believe her.
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OH MANand then some bitch was OD-in' int he corner and marse4lllus wallace was all like WTF
and vinnie was all lmfao
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Quick recipe.Dissolve hash/grass in butter, mix with crunchy peanut butter, honey/syrup, and crushed digestives. Stick the mess in a baking tray/cake tin, tamp down till it looks like a brownie, and stick it in the fridge till set.
Either eat as is, or use as a base for cream, chocolate etc.
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As most hash comes from that part of the world,probably not. I always used this recipe when using
black, because of the taste, never liked smoking black.
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I want britian to be about british.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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YEAH and Peckham should be for the Peckish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47,
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No matter how well Pakistani or Afghani Black is packed,it always absorbs the petrol fumes used to smellproof the tins, due to it's softness. Soft slates suffer the same problem, whereas harder gear doesnt.
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It's also much easier to cut.Chap I know (a non-smoker) stayed with some fellows who worked producing hash when in Pakistan. They would nick large lumps and make the weight up with flip flops.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:57,
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Me too berk, true story, last night I had an uncelebratory brownie desert that you put in the oven, you know, the gooie tesco kind...... and I thought to myself "Gonz, if you cook the whole thing, you're gonna eat the whole thing. I know, I know, you can eat the whole thing in one sitting, or you can have it in 3 sittings over a few days. Eaither way, the calories are gonna be the same, but c'mon, spread it out a bit" So I put 1/3rd of it in the oven, and it was just the right amount for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:40,
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Fo'sho', swear down on that one.I also have some of my Ma's home made chicken soup with lockshan and kanadalach, Happyness in a bowel, that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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I have this problemwhen I make Crumble; I end up eating the whole thing. A good way around this is to buy those tiny childsize pots of custard. That way there's only enough custard for a non-gluttonous portion.
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Good thinking.Do you remember pink custard that they served up in primary school? How comes you can't get that anymore?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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Pink food colouring is still available.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:05,
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yeah, I went o visit my parents sometime in teh 90swhen TellyTubbies was new. My Dad used pink food colouring to make us all TubbyPorrige.*
I hope this explains a lot
*tubbycustard is pink custard that the tellytubbies eat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:06,
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no, i am so hungover that my eyes are bleedingi do have one memory of last night's date which i had to laugh at when it came back to me. really nice guy, can't say i fancied him, but many vodkas and a really good laugh in, when he wanted to go for the snog, i seem to have thought why not.
i just have this memory of him pulling away, looking deeply into my eyes, and stroking my hair with this soulful expression on his face. i asked if he was ok. oh yes, definitely, he said. i was just thinking..... oh, about what? i asked. heartbeat. then he said:
"about us going home together?"
mmm. romantic AND classy! ah well. roll on sunday's illicit meeting with the ex, it can't get any worse.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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i know! i don't want to be mean, because he is funny, clever and interestingbut that was a bit doom-laden!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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that's because we were so damn good together that your brain has melted with the bliss of it all(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:54,
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sounds cheesy to methat, or I'm just jealous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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last night was fineit's sunday that i shouldn't be doing. i don't have a single IRL friend i can admit it to, they would all disown me on the spot!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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THERE IS A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THIS.Don't be a knob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:04,
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i knowbut this guy has really messed with my head :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:05,
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the problem is that guys like the one last nightonly make me realise how clever and funny and sweet and hot the six-pack is!
even though i know he's also colossally fucked-up.
why do girls like the fucked-up ones? why?! is it because we think we can cure them?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16,
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He's also a total bender.And a bit foreign. And has a 'nipple ring'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:18,
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there is some truth in what you sayi should cancel sunday, shouldn't i.
doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22,
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i'd probably think that tooif plastering a fence was the highlight of my weekend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25,
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Is that some sort of legalese slang?Because it doesn't make any sense.
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You'd need a hell of a lot of PVA.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:28,
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ask your sistershe'll explain it in words of one syllable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:30,
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Hang on, I think i've got itit's what your boyfriend, sorry, ex boyfriend, says when he is going out to shoot hot spunk all over another mans face. He refers to them as "fences" because he pays them money to "fence" his spunk. He doesn't consider that to be sexual or he'd have to admit to being gay, so he reserves the word "hooker" for women who he pays so he can sit in the corner of their room and cry at not actually wanting to stick his willy in them.
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no...... that wasn't it.
try again, suburbia-boy.
although irritatingly, it was quite funny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:45,
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Really? Surburbia boy is the best you can do?I don't even live in the suburbs.
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ORfucked-up + THE ARSEHOLE BY MARINERS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:22,
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Buggered if I know : (My relationship history speaks for itself.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:20,
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...and therefore you need no contact for at least two months.Do not do this. You will be more upset if you do than if you don't meet up.
Listen to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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I have been exploiting this foolishness for twenty years.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:14,
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I haven't really. That was a lie.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:14,
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Ironically Lusty has been exploiting the same foolishness in you for quite a while now.(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I was an early starterbut in my mid-late teens I was only interested in MDs, it wasn't until ecstacy came out that I remembered I had a penis again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:17,
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I wasn't into drugs that early. Lots of drinking but too scared of drugs then.Cars were the nly other thing apart from girls and booze that I was in to.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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Booze at 12Pot at 13
LSD at 15
Ecstasy at about 18
Cocaine at 19
Dead at 40
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:24,
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We can only hope.That said, who will make the hats for your daughter?
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This just goes to show how fickel women are.If you had actually fancied him and he had done that, you would have been boasting about how after he kissed you, he said "was just thinking....."
"oh, about what?" i asked.
heartbeat.
then he said:
"about us going home together?"
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And then about how you reckoned he was probably a demon in the sackonly you can't really remember because you were too drunk.
But it definitely wasn't rape.
And then you'd start crying.
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there's only one DEMON IN THE SACKi can't see anyone else measuring up to that for a very long time :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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there may be some truth in thisbut it would still have been a tick in the negative column for me, even if he had been bradley cooper.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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That link you put up yesterday to a law website was really boring(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:59,
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Yes, but i can only imagine the satisfaction of turfing ot some scrounging squatters onto the cold streetsIt's a pleasure I'll never know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:01,
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On your way home from work you could make a homeless person hold a sign saying "I'm also a union member"and then kick them in the face.
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Sounds like a planI'll get drunk on Cognac first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:04,
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And yet we still haven't gone out for a bit of grub !Oh well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:07,
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we are going out with monty and lusty and clendrix as soon as he is well enough!and hopefully tgb too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:15,
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Oh man, it's a like a gathering of my favourite b3tans in the world.(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I slept OKYesterday amongst talking to you lot I managed to finish marking everything. Now just 2 days left to do the big important thing. I think this is almost doable so I can do something fun at the weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:51,
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1) yes it is, otherwise I wouldn't do it.2) its not larping.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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What is your LARP character, I'm guessing a bow weilding elf(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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an egyptian alchemist who is also a fundamentalist veneance cultistobviously
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:57,
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Excellent choice*regrets buying Gary Glitter Goblin costume*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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unless you have insulted the mighty goddessSekhmet, or spilt our beer, or written a mean song about us it should be fine. We only claim veneange for the *really* important things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:05,
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I am going to meet more than my fair share of LARPers on Saturday.And, *shudder*, furries. And possibly Yiffers. (Thanks to last weeks QOTW I now know what these are and I can't unknow it)
These are the trials of going places to buy comics and get sketches.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:15,
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I thought yiffing was what furries did to indicate they want furry sex?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:16,
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Pretty closeAlthough Urban Dictionary goes a bit further than that...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:17,
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if i didn't have muesli in my handi know i'd end up looking that up. Even when I know it's a bad idea
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:19,
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