My boxer shorts are black and they only twitch when I think of you ;)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i want to believe this so badly
but part of me is afraid that you are just leading me on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

You should check if he prefers gentlemen, though.
You don't want to make that mistake again so early in the courtship.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

he's done a runner now anyway
another one bites the dust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

hideous euphemism for cunnilingus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

TICK TOCK ADAM

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

i am enjoying this countdown
much more than the richard whiteley shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

And now you gentle OTers know what to do to get rid of this pointless threadwaste.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

YOU'RE A HERO!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Tick
AmIdoinitrite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

NO BULLYING!! TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

My Dad was on Countdown
He said Richard Whiteley was a bellend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

without meaning to diss your dad
he didn't need to go on countdown to draw that conclusion!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Just a quick look at all those fucking blazers should have been enough.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

My Dad is to quiz shows as Monty is to MDs
I know, rock'n'roll. He's been on masses of TV shows, big and small, and met plenty of famous people, but Whiteley was a stand-out for him, albeit in the wrong direction.

He only came second on The Weakest Link though. Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I can't run anywhere, my thighs rub together and come out in a rash.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

wow
that's- unfortunate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Also my asthma flares up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

stop it, you're making me all squelchy here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Aww man, I'm done.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

6/10 would cyber again
but only if JMG isn't putting out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm printing this out and putting it in my special box.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Please send me a picture of yourself dressed as Sakura from Card Captors so that I can file this successful cybersex thread correctly. Thanks.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

no, i've had you now
NEXT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

BRB, gazzing the mods.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

i did them years ago
i quite fancy a bit of that JMG though. i've never had a virgin before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Mods have been alerted, enjoy your ban, wench.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

it'll last longer than you did
see what i did there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh god, my pride :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

it's ok
i'm very good. most guys don't last that long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)