If it's not the place for you, best to find out right at the start.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Someone should screengrab this convo and set it up as a fifteen-second flashing intro for new users
We're blazing a trail of cruel-to-be-kindness right here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Folks should read mike's fail log, to see what not to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Mike woz ere?
On his profile? Haven't seen it myself. Amorous Badger's fail archive kept me amused when I first joined, I'm ashamed to admit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It's the same as that only folks that have failed /talk.
Total internet failing and wobbling, some real b3ta fail legends in there. Like Frisbee Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'm reading it now
Thank you for the tip. It's always good to know that there are people out there who're worse at the internet than I am.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*bums*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's one good thing about this meme
All the willing cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Well, can we all put a bit more time into bullying semidetatched/freefair then?
He's either a sock or a bit shit and I'd like to see him hounded off or made to show some back bone, I don't care which.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I honestly don't think he's a sock
He's just horribly deluded by a total lack of life experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

you might be right, but I think we are being far too accepting with noobs lately
conversely I wish your meme would fuck off and die as it is very, very dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You OTers, not so different from /talk after all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I know this.
I think that the difference is that on /talk they venerate cunts, but their natural humanity and fluffiness breaks through, this place has more of a liking for the fluff, but the inner cunt comes out, the result is much the same. I do wish you'd kept Wormulus to your selves though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I quite like Wormulus but then I'm a /talker and he's just funny over there.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If you say so, he's a dull and rather sanctimonious cock over here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, YOU think it's dull?
Try living with it for 20 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I have skillfully avoided it by means of
not banging on about ballroom dancing and by generally being so massively heterosexual that no one could doubt which side my bread is buttered.

I also don't get wound up about it which may help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, you've never dallied with dipping your dick in the dark side
Bear in mind, I've only been doing Ballroom, which I maintain isn't even remotely gay, for 7 years. I'm going to get this sort of stick whatever happens. Making one's peace with that doesn't make it any less tedious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Frankly I think I could admit to having fucked a few blokes and still not get the stick you do.
I'm not sure why, I suspect because I wouldn't care.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)