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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I didn't see anyone crying, cept maybe her family on the news
I wasn't a fan, but a mum dying before her 30th birthday isn't a reason to celebrate anything

also, i think that the slow, cancerous death is more harrowing than a quick hit and run
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It's nothing to celebrate, but nothing to care about either.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
true, i din't care neither
but going 'haha, she deed' is a bit cunty

what if that had been your relative?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
If I was related to that hideous cretin I would kill myself in shame.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
I dount that, you'r being a bit melodramatic there

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
The fact that my Mum is dead is sort of a running joke round here.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
haha, you're mum's dead!

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
What a cunt. Fuck sake Adam.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)
yet again, gentlemen, that is TEXTBOOK.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Adam is ignoring me now :'(

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh man UNLUCKY

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
GUTTED

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
That's bang out of order.
You say sorry RIGHT NOW
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
sorry your mum's dead, I'm sure she's reading b3ta up in valhalla
vigorously frotting herself over mongychop's's scat porn
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Monty's mum wouldn't be into Mongy's kind of porn.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)
it wasn't his mum taht died
it was that guy with the single dad
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Yes it is. Don't be such a bender.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
and what if it had been your mum/friend/partner?

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
i could do with a second trainee
i have some research about once-and-for-all versus continuing breaches that needs carrying out. do you want to pop over?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
what line of work are you in and what's the pay?

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
i'm a lawyer
i earn £1,000,000 a year.

i might give my trainee £1.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)
He's a fully trained teaboy you know.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

£

although I'm not sure it's worth the effort. It's a bit convoluted.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
i like it

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)
urgh
i don't do girls.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
They've got front bottoms you know

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I once nearly got FOUR fingers up there

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
what are you, a kitkat?

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
not much good to me mate, I'm a tree surgeon

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)
He's used to dealing with dead wood.
hahahahahaha yeah.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Knock knock

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
whose there?

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)
KNOCK KNOCK

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
WHOSE THERE?
Oh wait, I mean knock knock who?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
:( ruined now

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Are you suggesting I'd have Jade fucking Goody as a partner?
Or that I might in any way be related to such a ghastly prole?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
If you took her home to meet the parents.... where did you dig her up?
LOLOLOLOL ROFL.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Hahaa

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

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