which one is mark?
Janet is easy to spot, looks like the wrong end of an Afghan Hound.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the zombie shoes guy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

mumps

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I should explain.
My user name is mark morrisons prison shoes, the zombie part is my halloween name. Most folks shorten it to mmps, mumps or shut up you stupid cunt.

Also, Rocket Surgeon is really Acid Kewpie, or kewpie if you prefer.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

shut up you stupid cunt
also applies to me.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

But not to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Thank you. this makes sense of a couple of things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

see, I'm not "really Acid Kewpie" at all
I never posted here with that name and even /talk would forget me within a week or so...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

You're on Mike's list.
WE NEVA FORGET. KEWPIE 4EVA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

www.linuxquestions.org/questions/user/acid_kewpie-2956/
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I'm not fucking falling for that again.
NEVER click on one of your links.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

BOKKO!
or something.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

TRIFLE!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

hold me.
never let me go.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

God damn it Delores. MAN UP!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I wish I could mate, I really wish I could.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
OooOOOoo Saucy *minces*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

how was that (apparently i think) about bum fun?
Don't you know a desperate cry for help when you see one?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Yes but I'm not your fucking careworker.
08457 90 90 90
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

0891 50 50 50
much more fun.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

It rings some bells with me at least.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

that's cos it was an AWESOME name
that is cripplingly embarrassing to say to anyone IRL!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

don't you have some ugly ginger children to check on?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

no, she won't start screaming until about midnight I expect.
go nuts...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Put her out in the garden then.
Fucking hell, call yourself a parent.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

reminded of Harry Enfield...
Wayne: Doctor, Our daughter Frogmella has got a horrible cough
Frogmella: cough cough cough
Doctor: Oh, i shouldn't worry about it, it's very common for babies to get coughs
Waynetta: yeah, but it's put her right off her fags.

ba dum tish.

in other news, we are hoping a new bed might fix her: www.thuka.co.uk/shop/catalog/maxi/midsleepers/Thuka_Maxi_9_White_Wash_Only_271_64.html
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Get her a cage, if she's only small you could probably get one from a pet shop.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

oh totally
not up to my hip yet, not by a long shot.

My parents have a spare one since their other dog died too, still has the water bowl attachment and tartan mat
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Get in! Saved yourself a few quid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

What ho Rocky, how's life?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

shit, careful what you ask or i'll answer.
I think I only found out yesterday that Quixote is actually pronounced Quixote. and not "Key oh tea" after all... wtf?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

answer what you like
and it's more tay than tea, as I pronounce it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

you apparently pronounced it totally fucking wrong

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

It being my name, I think you'll find I can choose my own pronunciation.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

fucking Muricans ruining our language and all that

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

that they are.
I'm not one though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Rob likes to herd us into pens, for when he does feeding.
OT and QOTW are like fluffly fresh veal steaks.
/board is quite gamey.
/talk is like bitter old mutton
no-one gives a fuck about /links.
Awww, poor /links :'(

No-one leaves b3ta. WE GET EATEN BY THE GINGER COMMANDER!!111!!!11!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

And that was supposed to be down there.
Fuck, I'm such a noob.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

stupid cunt

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Hello yes?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

is it me your looking for?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I seriously doubt it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)