why not come and try it over there?
it's like the video of pipes of peace today, as we all put our differences aside and unite in the face of legless' twattery.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how honoured do you feel to have had most of this all based around you?
honoured smug
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

apart from legless going postal, none of this is owt to do with me.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

seems like the best bit of it all to me.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

You are TROUBLE Janet.
The hideous trolling of QOTW caused legless to be legless. How fucking dare you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)

and now you guys come over here to finish the job.
*sobs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Good God no.
We're the equivalent of /talk dads army.
The don't like it up em! they fucking love it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

so, does that mean your the nice ones?
Or the old ones?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

We are. THE DULL SQUAD!
*plays steptoe and son theme tune*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You'd fit right in here then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

By tomorrow you'll all be BEGGING to have me removed.
I imagine some may poke their eyes out with forks and that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

You reckon?
Don't bet on it, we could do with some new blod and the current crop of noobs are shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

OT NEEDS MOAR BLODS

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

also cips.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

/talk is the same, hell the whole of b3ta is the same.
Like a horror film where we're all stood in a ballroom, covered in cobwebs and shuffling around bored to tears. As soon as someone new comes in we all stop, stare and shuffle forwards with a manic look in our eyes. "One of us, one of us." we quietly chant.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Time to jump ship and come over here then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I may well nip in here a bit now. Never really bothered much with OT.
It's such a pain in the arse to get to on the site.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

This at least is true, I keep it as a favourite.
bored bored bored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Bored? Why not have a wank!
/The British Onanism Board.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Gaz me cock pics and I'll do my best.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I'll see what I can do but this camera don't have a great zoom facility.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

i love the bit where he hits the wrong chandelier!!
and the old man goes down the hill in the bath tub!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

WHAT is your name?
Don't tell him pike!

hahahahahaha
yeah.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

It won't last, it never does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I do occasionally, but I can't get over the thread structure
also the Cunt Quotient seems higher (present company excepted) and I'm a sensitive soul.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I never understand why the boards all work differently
wtf isn't it a common code base?

There are no hotkeys here are there?? PFfft gay!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

For the same reason London isn't built on a grid patern, history.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

bullshit
there is no history on the internet, next you'll say there's some sort of machine to take you way back to old sites and crap like that.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

some kind of Way way back machine....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

made of whey

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

and woo.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm a slow, dozy, regular geezer.
I can just about cope with the occasional evening on O/T.

And I do a lot of things that don't involve being on-line.

I'm not qualified, but thanks for asking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Don't put yourself down TD, we wuv you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

That was bigging myself up!
Been for a ten mile walk with the dogs today. In the real outside and that.

That's a normal day for me. How many of our fellow contribitutors understand that this is, for leaf colour, the best year since 2002?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Oh, I like doggies, watcha got?
I live in lahndin, we don't do leafs.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Two Flat Coats
The other problem with the Manchester event is that they're in a drag-hunt on Sunday - 10.30 start.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Nice, I had a labradoodle, he was/is loverly
silly name, good breed for a family dog.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

They're very nice dogs
Obviously owning a pair of pedigree dogs I look down a little bit...

Do you notice, however, that at the very mention of "outside" and "dogs" and "leaves" the /talk quotient fade away?

Tab and bed, I think. Won't be here tomorrow so enjoy your Northern bash, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I threw my dog in a half dried up reservoir yesterday
so there.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I prolly won't either, I'll be on the train
Have a good weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)