Er, I can't go to bed 'til my nails dry.
I'm watching paint dry.
Get the fuck out of here. Before you know it you'll be watching your nails dry, or even worse, saying 'bumder' and 'quender' to all your 'chap' friends as though it's dead funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My meme is so say TRIFLE!!
I can outgay this place no problem.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Can you outmong it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I expect so. Welcome to the world of BOKKO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTLAR3Ookg

You're welcome.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I love Bokko.
bet you can't out gay Foxtrot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I invented the church of Daveputer. All hail to creation1.1.exe
That's pretty fucking gay. I can't think of anything else.
I have sex with men, does that count?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

We have a real, live, Larper.
This cannot be trumped.

Having sex with men counts, but you have tom post pics.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Shit, I forgot to add this.
My, I bet your nails look smashing too.
*panders*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Should I mention some emotional trauma I'm having,
and some situation I'm handling totally wrong so you can call me hon and tell me I'm doing the right thing, totally?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Fragile you say. Would you like some wine?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:06, Reply)

I think you have to 'proffer' cake and hugz first

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:07, Reply)

And kittums

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I have the entire boxset of SATC here.
We can watch whatever episode you want to watch.
Chocolate?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Oh yes, let's eat Nutella while we watch the one about the menopause

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Sure, no problem. Happy to.
You want me to get the duvet for you? Cup of tea?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Alright stop it now.
I can't take any more. Be a troll cunt or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:13, Reply)

i didn't think you were the sort to go on a fluffly binge roo roo roota

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:14, Reply)

No chance, but I played the part well dontcha think?
I mean there MUST be an episode about the menopause.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:16, Reply)

You were very panderable.
*panders?*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Jib it now.
I just bawked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:23, Reply)

sexy!

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I'll break yer friggin nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)

nose heart :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)