HELLO you fluffly OT types.
I'm going to start a thread cause I'm a beakering shite and then troll the life out of you.

Are you all in bed? Is it bedtime? Should I be in bed?

Alt: Who here on OT are the nice ones and who are the Nasty Nicks?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:15, 92 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)

alright mmps
This place is a lot like the early days of /talk in that it hasn't yet been dominated by aggressive egomaniacs with an axe to grind, and the real wankers were cut down to size and stomped off in a huff a long time ago.

Similarly, the level of white-collar Londonite smugness on the dayshift is about on a par with /talk a few years go.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:25, Reply)

So it's a step back in time then?
Best get a silly hat and a metal dog then. That's right a Dr. Whom reference, I went there.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Good summary.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)

It's far too early to go to bed
have another cup of coffee then try
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I have just been passed a cup o joe by the concubine.
Wait.... are you watching me?!?!? You want me do dance?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Dance monkey dance.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)

*takes off dress, puts on sexier dress. Gyrates.*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:32, Reply)

There is somebody somewhere on the net
who'll want to see that. I suggest you upload to Chat Roulette to find your soulmate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)

evenin ambers.
you're up late.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Alright Comrade
I'm always up late.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:34, Reply)

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My user name is shakeacockbaby!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I'm lovely. Ask anyone here. I'm also in the pub. Rock and fucking roll.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Best get another round in, must be last orders soon.
The babychams are on me!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Ignore Dav, he's just a big smelly troll.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Oi!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I don't know who to believe. That Oi! is a very convincing argument.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:56, Reply)

You believe me.
You can trust me, I'm nice, I'm your buddy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:58, Reply)

You've tunred my belief system on its head.
Now I don't know what to believe.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1408603
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

*head explodes*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Watch it Dav.
If you cut up rough I'll have to gaz the mods.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:57, Reply)

A pint of Old Cuntsplitter if you wouldn't mind.
Cheers and all that. You're me besht fookin mate you are. Hic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Nuts?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:55, Reply)

yes, yes he is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Also from /links
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI&feature=youtu.be
I'm looking forward to this.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:49, Reply)

OUTSTANDING!! Adolf escapes via the window.
I'm adding it to my want to watch list.
Still to see this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx2cTYCP0Ns
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Er, I can't go to bed 'til my nails dry.
I'm watching paint dry.
Get the fuck out of here. Before you know it you'll be watching your nails dry, or even worse, saying 'bumder' and 'quender' to all your 'chap' friends as though it's dead funny.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:56, Reply)

My meme is so say TRIFLE!!
I can outgay this place no problem.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Can you outmong it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I expect so. Welcome to the world of BOKKO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTLAR3Ookg

You're welcome.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I love Bokko.
bet you can't out gay Foxtrot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I invented the church of Daveputer. All hail to creation1.1.exe
That's pretty fucking gay. I can't think of anything else.
I have sex with men, does that count?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

We have a real, live, Larper.
This cannot be trumped.

Having sex with men counts, but you have tom post pics.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Shit, I forgot to add this.
My, I bet your nails look smashing too.
*panders*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Should I mention some emotional trauma I'm having,
and some situation I'm handling totally wrong so you can call me hon and tell me I'm doing the right thing, totally?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Fragile you say. Would you like some wine?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:06, Reply)

I think you have to 'proffer' cake and hugz first

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:07, Reply)

And kittums

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I have the entire boxset of SATC here.
We can watch whatever episode you want to watch.
Chocolate?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Oh yes, let's eat Nutella while we watch the one about the menopause

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Sure, no problem. Happy to.
You want me to get the duvet for you? Cup of tea?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Alright stop it now.
I can't take any more. Be a troll cunt or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:13, Reply)

i didn't think you were the sort to go on a fluffly binge roo roo roota

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:14, Reply)

No chance, but I played the part well dontcha think?
I mean there MUST be an episode about the menopause.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:16, Reply)

You were very panderable.
*panders?*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Jib it now.
I just bawked.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:23, Reply)

sexy!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I think you must be uncomfortable. Let me help you out of that cumbersome looking bra....

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I'll break yer friggin nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)

nose heart :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I am on bed.
it's only 7pm here

alt: i heard that bgb is a right nasty litter otter
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Shhh!
don't say anything, she might hear you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:10, Reply)

OH YEAH? I'M NOT SAYING IT'S TRUE BUT I HEARD BGB LIKES TO EAT VEGGIES AND PICK FLOWERS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Thank you. I'm not sure who that is.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)

just got back from my tattoo, if you wait two minutes I'll post a pic, phone is taking a while to sync.
My moob hurts!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Pic or gtf... oh right.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)

will there be nipple?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:19, Reply)

nah cropped the nip off x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:24, Reply)

tease.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, Reply)

I should be in bed
My sleeping pattern is fucked - average bedtime for the last week has been 5.30am.

Me - nice, as long as beakering about relationships is not involved. You're allowed a week of sulking per five months of relationship, then I start telling you to fuck off.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Harsh but fair.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:25, Reply)

This response sponsored
By a guy on the floor above me, who (by my calculations) is five weeks overdue for a kick in the cunt.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Nah, play all by myself as loud as possible and drink in the sound of his despair.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I actually love this
Because I can imagine how pissed off he would get.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:37, Reply)

A kick in the cunt smarts for a while.
Taking his fragile spirit and crushing it mercilessly, that lasts a lifetime.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Me nails are dry!
I'm fucking off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Want some help with that? I can lift the covers back for you.
Then stoke your hair till you fall alseep. The get me some boob.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Fuck off, Creeping Jesus!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:34, Reply)

I'm sensing some friction here.
PHWOAR!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Don't go.
I woke up at 4pm today and as a result won't be going to bed for at least seven hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I think I pandered her away.
Shit, I was reading from the John Leslie book of pandering. No wonder!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:37, Reply)

BARRY!
I've got to be up at 6, lad. I'm dropping with the sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Useless.
Looks like it's just me with The Only Way is Essex for company.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Desperate fucking Scousewives has started filming

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Is that actually a thing? I'm definitely tuning in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:48, Reply)

It is real sadly
but stick with The Only Way is Essex
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Oh I will.
I used to point blank refuse to watch it, but got dragged into it by my housemates. It's amazing, quite honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:56, Reply)

I like that Made in Chelsea.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:58, Reply)

As mindless tv goes
it's hard to get better.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:58, Reply)