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cos you're a cock

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Aww bless
Did Mummy put on your special Thursday socks on a Friday again?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
my mum's bin dead 15 years you inconsiderate shitehawk cunt fucker

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Did she die on a Thursday then?

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
she died on the same day as Agnotic's Mum
she couldn't live without her fisting bitch
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
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(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I hope you get gangrene on your grapes

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You are truly lolarious

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Mine killed herself because I listen to too much Green Day
Yours did just to get away from you.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
ooh, you bitch
my mum isn't really dead though, she loved me enough to keep breathing

y'know cos she's not some sort of selfish, terminally ill cunt
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
was there any response to me coming on her skull?
where's she buried? I've got the right horn now
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Nah, didn't really seem worth a response.

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
obvo I'd have to wipe some of the more decomposed bits off
but keep some of the more moist bits for feeling

Man I wish I'd fucked your mum while she was still alive, if she'd known I was interested she might have stuck around eh?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I doubt that
She was extremely selfish after all, couldn't even be arsed to beat cancer.

What a bitch.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
yeah, proper cunt
but I bet she loved cock, it was probably that pamplona virus that done her
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Well, I'm the youngest of 6

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
dirty slag
she loved it up her, I'd be doing her a service giving her once last nut-chuck
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Luckily Jack Tweed looks after you now.

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
"Luckily"

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

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