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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's my birthday on monday.
What shit you getting me?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:24, 220 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
This handsome post.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
And oh my, what a handsome post it is !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Hijack

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Some real drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

dr p
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I don't need drugs*, haven't you heard that A-Team song? I'm more like the lady on the Twinnings advert.
* Aside, erm, err, [a big list that I listed out which I just realised would be a QOTW fail]
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
i ent seeing you until the thursday so ive got allllllll that extra time to think about it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I'm going to ask my cousin's gozzy pug to send him a message

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
well youve just fucking spoiled it now

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
He doesn't know what the message will be!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Woof?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I'm guessing "arf arf arf arf grrr woof grrr woof woof bark".
It'll then sign off by licking its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Are you watching me?
*stops licking*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Awesomeness =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I'd get you some turbot or a nice steak.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Vouchers from Poison in Cockfosters will be greatly accepted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I'll pray for you gonz, I'll kneel next to my bed and put my hands together and pray until I'm all prayed out.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I went to a CofE primary school, they taught us how to pray, and I felt so much more like a grown up when we were allowed to interlock our fingers, bow our head and close our eyes....
... rather than put the two palms together like all the first and second years had too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
don't forget to clean
up all those 'intersession' marks once your done
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I always clean up after myself.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
That's where God leaks out, all over the pictures scattered on his bed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Thankfully Country Walking Magazine is wipe-clean.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)
*resists strikethrough urges*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Oh man, I line 'em up and you fuck off out the catflap, nice.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Fucking hell that's a first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
You both know me so well

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Maybe he's cured?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I have been brined

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
UR Wet Ham Man etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)
*pours one out for my homies*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
He is beyond hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
A bottle of HP Guinness sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This^
The crowning glory on a sausage butty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
YES !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
a dog

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
more specifically
My dog...sending her out the door on monday to make it to al by tuesday and be on her way to you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
i fart in your general direction

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Ermm....cheers?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
well, it's like shit
but lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)
More fruity too.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Tuneful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
A book
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_i_3?rh=k%3Ajames+hutchings%2Ci%3Adigital-text&keywords=james+hutchings&ie=UTF8&qid=1319805486
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I thought you liked Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
That's a good point. Can't be arsed to delete it though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Oh fuck me, I forgot, I got a copy of that that I was gonna review for coll3ctive.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Are you the truth fairy with nothing to contribute?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Clendrix took out a contract on Monty for my birthday,
so really it's a joint present for us both.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Haha, I wondered what that was.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Right.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Seriously. Thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I think you had better say cheers again

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
GET IN THERE !
Remember to bring the claronette case that is kept under the floor boards.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Socks

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)
New or used?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Used
But not on my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
RHCPlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Lampito's Flatmate's socks?
b3ta.com/search/answers/12899?q=socks
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)
The gift that keeps on giving
somewhere for you to hide your emissions.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
or filled?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Crinkly?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
How old will you be?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
28 !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
*cries but only dust comes out*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Sounds painful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
*41 next birthday.*
I'm expecting my presents to consist of a years supply of incontinence pads and a subscription to Model Train Enthusiast.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Fuck, I've just realised I'll be 37 in a month or so

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I'd worry more that you'll be 40 before the next world cup.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)
It was more that I'd genuinely forgotten!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Alzheimers lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
It was more that I'd genuinely forgotten!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)
36 ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Damn yoooooooouuuuuuuuuu!
Linda (my mate who shares our birthday) will be 38. We can both laugh at her!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
There is nothing wrong with being 38.
'73 is an excellent vintage.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
*cough*
74
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
'74 was fucking rubbish.
Not like '73.

You gheyloard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)
*points and laughs at all of you*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Quiet BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Know your place.
Children should been seen and not heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Well, unless you're using an on screen reader, that is what I'm doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*imagines Battered like this*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
You'll never see me in white trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Neither would you if you can't look down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Fucking whippersnapper, no wonder you're so unpopular.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
In fairness, up until a few hours ago, I was top of the popular page!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
<3

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
No, it was more than 3 hours ago

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
PARP!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
A frozen one
/kroney
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)
World peace
that, and a stranglewank.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)
*sings*
Danger wank, do-do do-do do-do
DANGER WANK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Dangerwank, and his faithful sidekick Cumfold.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)
'Crumbs!' surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)
ah now
you're not THAT dried up!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)
sorry darling
it was just too easy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Damn!
I'd forgotten what he actually used to say
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
shit all?
I can send you a titgaz if it would help...

And what can I expect for my birthday in December?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)
A circumcised cock gaz.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
But Gonz has a home-made foreskin now.
The image of it is seared into my retinas
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I should be in my new place by then, i'll let you sit on my new couch that I'm getting, it's like sitting in a giant hug.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'd prefer something shiny...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
So, the circumsised cock pic then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
A freshly pollished bellend?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Sounds lovely

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I dunno mate
I generally operate a No Party: No Present policy. Are you having a party and am I invited? If so I'll pick up some token prezzy on the way, maybe a reduced to clear box of roses or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Totally not having a party for a token prezzy, I can't stand that Lord Of The Rings crap.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
*sadface*
Well, if it's monday I won't be home for t'north till tea time anyway so probably wouldn't have come.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
My lunch involved a 6km run and then sitting in the sun ina pub
for a meeting with anice pint of San Miguel, now i shall soon be going home, WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
That's like 2 miles innit?
You guys should start mesuring it in steps or something to make it even more inpressive.

Gay foreign mesurments *mutter mutter*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
IT's what the machine is calibrated in....
...but yes It sounds further so makes me feel better alright!?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Times your kms by 0.6214 for precise mileage.
/walker
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Then round it up yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
It's a bug bear of mine
Most cyclists use km and I feel all inferior until I do the maths.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Fucking stupid poll.
15 minutes until I can resume bullying you again?

It's so unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I'm here now if you fancy a quick shot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)
The ape is the gayest animal HAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Inspired well done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I got some free Bang &Olufsen headphones last night,
How cool is that?

Answer: very cool indeed, Monty, VERY COOL INDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
How'd you blag that?
May I suggest ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)
My ex's landlord (and friend) lets out a number of properties.
One tenant was a Chinese girl who did a runner (and was also a large-scale credit card fraudster from what they found in the flat). So all her stuff was up for grabs. My ex got a Macbook out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I need a wok

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I could make a LOLarious Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock joke here
but not ever Peter Noone would get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Would that be
"I wanna wok right now" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
It would.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I knew I liked you for a reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
"Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Lucky bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
tock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Adam, sorry, hate to break it to you, but I'm one of the least likely people to flounce, I simply don't care enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
yeah, but i've got a mum
+1 UP
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
If that's the only thing you can "+1 up" me on, you really don't have much to live for.
I think you should kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)
then I'll bum your mum in heaven

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I second this motion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Should Adam kill himself
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
agreeing right here, I never really knoew adam
I ain't him though, soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
there's plenty I could +1 UP you on
I coud dig up your mum and put my balls in her mouth and then stick +1 UP your arsehole
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Well, she's been dead 15 years now
If you opened the coffin lid, she might not even have a face anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
keep going, I'm almost there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm not averse to coming on skull if there's no face
might poke moss up her pelvis to give her some feedback though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Pretty cool.
Are they, however, extra-ordinarily well-formed but with a very ordinary level of function? because if not, they aren't real B&O.

And, yeah, ebay the fuckers. Say they're limited edition, or *insert uberhip new DJ here* used them in a seminal set somewhere in Hoxton. Even better, say they are completely compatible with fixed-wheel bikes and wait for the tragically hip bids to roll in...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I needed some cans.
Now I don't. Ebay my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)
got some beans if you're interested?
srtained peas 21p
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I was hoping you'd died of Goody Cancer by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)
nah, I've been Bill Oddimmunised

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)
this is good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)
shitprick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Any need?
I was saying your answer was good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
cos you're a cock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Aww bless
Did Mummy put on your special Thursday socks on a Friday again?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
my mum's bin dead 15 years you inconsiderate shitehawk cunt fucker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Did she die on a Thursday then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
she died on the same day as Agnotic's Mum
she couldn't live without her fisting bitch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
How To Make Friends And Influence People by Q.Oftiwank
+NOT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I hope you get gangrene on your grapes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You are truly lolarious

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Mine killed herself because I listen to too much Green Day
Yours did just to get away from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
ooh, you bitch
my mum isn't really dead though, she loved me enough to keep breathing

y'know cos she's not some sort of selfish, terminally ill cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
was there any response to me coming on her skull?
where's she buried? I've got the right horn now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Nah, didn't really seem worth a response.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
obvo I'd have to wipe some of the more decomposed bits off
but keep some of the more moist bits for feeling

Man I wish I'd fucked your mum while she was still alive, if she'd known I was interested she might have stuck around eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I doubt that
She was extremely selfish after all, couldn't even be arsed to beat cancer.

What a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
yeah, proper cunt
but I bet she loved cock, it was probably that pamplona virus that done her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Well, I'm the youngest of 6

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
dirty slag
she loved it up her, I'd be doing her a service giving her once last nut-chuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Luckily Jack Tweed looks after you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
"Luckily"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
That's your birthday present for Gonz sorted then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Gonz likes shit music.
Encouraging him to listen to it would be cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)
^ poor excuse ^
Hand them over
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Everything about me is poor.
Poor is as poor does.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)
/poorestgump

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

u i
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
If there are any American things you want Gonz, happy to oblige for you birthday man.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
*thinks*
Weird pop tarts, fruit loops, willy wonka range of stuff, watermellon flavoured sweets, root beer.... OH BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
A friend of mine always has me fetch her Skittles back from America
because they have grape flavour instead of blackcurrant.
Apparently this is exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
gaz me an address and Ill send you a surprise assortment.
Root Beer is fucking rank!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It's like 1970s medicine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I've got this new toothpaste from Arm & Hammer
Fucker tastes just like kaol & morph. It's fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It's not as bad as dandelion and burdock but that's like comparing a shit sandwich
to a toasted shit sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)
D&B is wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
yeah but you're northern your tastebuds were ruined by nostalgia and poverty.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I haven't drunk that stuff in years.
I made my American friends drink it while they were over here. I think they were a little 'stunned'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
what scares me the most is the colour of stuff over here, Fanta is day glo fucking orange!
and the fruit and veg are ridiculous. Also I bought a loaf of bread two weeks ago and it still hasn't gone off!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I love D+B and have a bottle in my bottom drawer at work
And I'm very unnorthern
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
there's always some cunt who has to be contrary, usually Al but never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
no he doesn't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I can't remember if I like you or think you're a cunt. refresh my memory

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
He/She/Shim is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Rootbeer tastes like Germolene smells.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This^
Its nice, but odd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
this^^
I thought I just made that up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
what's germolene?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
You used to get Germoline bubble gum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Antiseptic gel IIRC

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
It's like Savlon
but it smells of root beer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Oooo I like the smell of Savlon

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
That's because Savlon doesn't smell like root beer!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've learnt something today

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Gayest Apocalypse Now quote ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
it's what yer mum put on your cuts
and bruises in the 70s and early 80s which did nothing but smell bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
They still make it.
We have a tube of it in our medicine box.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
hey Adam, ADAM
Do you want to come over to mine and watch "The Word" and drink Mountain Dew? I'm not playing scatch though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)
without scatch i ain't interested

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Yes!
totally done about as much as I can do on Big Important Work thing. Probably went a bit arty with the mentions of 'maelstroms' and 'turgid depths of anachronism' (I've taken the latter out, now), but FUCK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Go back and put in some 'paradigms of awesomeness'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
tempting
i haven't used paradigm of anything yet. This is a clear oversight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Have you at least used 'best practice'?
How about 'added value'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
this is why I have sent it to my boss
I'm not good at management speak. Unfortunately she's not in until Monday and the people we;re doing it for want it that day - eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
If it's any use, you can send it to me and I'll have a look over it.
I used to have to do managementspeak for securing funding for training projects.
Won't be tonight, probably, but you know I have no life, so I won't be doing anything better this weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
ooh, thanks
Although I'm away this weekend, so I don't think I'm going to do any more writing on it. Shame - it is a validation document for the degree (or the rationale at least) and I don't really know what I'm doing. SHould have asked you earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

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