German salami
It's a very germanic breakfast apparently.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning all

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Indeed it is
with strong black coffee. German bread rolls are also really, really nice.

However it's got to be porridge when it snows, so you're all warm on the inside when you're cold on the outside.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

^ this

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

With jam in
blueberry for preference, so that your porridge is purple.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

no! golden syrup!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Too sweet
honey maybe?
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

never too sweet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

How does berk Marley like her porridge?
With Jammin!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ah, Jeff
predictable!
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Sorry berk.
How are you this weekend, doin' owt fun?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I have some odds and sods of chores to do
then I'm off up to see TB.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Are you taking him out trick or treating this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

He's only little
but he's not that little. Besides, Hallowe'en is on Monday.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Is it really.
Well I never knew that. Going anywhere nice anyway?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Tonight?
Nah. Pub maybe, or Rileys. If I drive, buy him a pint and let him win at snooker he might cheer the fuck up a bit.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Have you snooker skills improved since going out with him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Pfft no
I'm not even sure my tennis skills have either. Freebies, indeed.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'm sure your ball skills have improved etc etc

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Ooh yes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Dear god no. Porridge should never be sweet.
Salt. Tons of salt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Eww, you raging headwrong
I bet you're one of those freaks that gets salty popcorn at the cinema as well. The stuff that's been there since the 90s because nobody buys it...
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You sir are a cad, a bounder and a Welsh.
Of course I get salt popcorn, I'm a man for fucks sake.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

A Welsh?
you cut me deep.

I don't know a single man that buys the salty popcorn. It's foul stuff.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

The I must insist on labelling you a posh and a poofter.
Possibly even a southern posh poofter.
I bet your daddy owns Kent and you have a stable full of horses.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

bleh bleh bleh
nasty - like accidentally getting a mouthful of seawater and ceiling tile
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

This, a thousandfold.
Sweet popcorn is bearable because of the sugar. Salty popcorn is bland, chewy, salty death.
(berk, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

iechyd da.
Besides, we're both wrong. The superior form of popcorn is butter but few cinemas seem to do it these days.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

butter toffee
and we have a deal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

toffee on popcorn?!?!? NEVA!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Then you, sir
shall be split limb from gizzard and fed to the piranhas as a heretic!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You Welsh don't scare me!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

still not welsh!
got all my teeth and I'm 5foot 5
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)