Try the horse steak if they have it (it's normally on occasionally as a special)
Superb.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Probably at its best just after Aintree.
Anywhere else you can suggest?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Glasgow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Don't be daft woman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Glasgow is boss!
I won't hear a word against the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Glasgow is GAY
(I'll bet you heard that, even if I didn't really mean it)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Glasgay.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I would have to disagree. Glasgow is a festering shithole.
Not as bad as Dundee mind, then that is THE arsehole of the world.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You're right about Scumdee
but I fucking love Glasgow. I could walk around Glasgow town centre on my own at 3am, and never once felt threatened by anyone. Weston after closing time is a bloody dangerous place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Really? City centre at closing in a weekend is just one big drunken nedfest.
I fucking loathe this place.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Even though I have an English accent
I feel like I fit in there. I really loved living in Glasgow. It's certainly nicer than Fife.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Oh shitting hell. You're in fife? Whereabouts?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

No, I'm in Somerset.
My parents live in fife.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'm so sorry :'(
Somerset eh? I know lots about that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Somerset is a beautiful county
but there's shit all going on.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Indeed, it has fields and houses and that.
See? I'm like the professor of Summerset studies, or some shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Oo, and indeed, arrr.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_rOBKBEKo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Do I even want to ask...?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Of course you do

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Oi went to Taaaaarquay for moi haaaalidays.
It be faaaaar too continental for moi loikin. Moi cows, Daaaaaaris and Daaaaaris tooooo didn't loik it much naither. No way no how.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Torquay b'ain't nuthin' to do with Zumerzet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Oi knows thaaaaaat. Oi wuz there on moi haaaaalidays.
Oi don't know, you been sniffin on that there trakor diesel?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

It's all there is to do round here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Whaaaaat about that there cow tippin? Oi dones that the day what were not today but day what come afore.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Aberdeen is bloody awful too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I find it grey, cold and dull. Like if Ed Milliband was a town.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Cold, grey and deadly boring.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Bloody expensive place too
Guess it's all the oil money putting the prices up. People with cash will pay for a shit time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Oil is now the main form of currency in Aberdeen.
"Ah went doon the tesco's ken, tae buy a wee stovie. They charged us three barruls ken? Ah wuz pure burlin."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Nae?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Are ye lookin at mah oiyl ken?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Depends on your expenses policy.
For beer, if you like a nice quiet pub with good quality pint go to the St Vincents. If you want to go clubbing towards the end of the week go to Tiger Lil's (which is a lot more upmarket than it sounds). If you want a hooker you (so I have been told) should go to Leith.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

On my jack jones, so I won't be clubbing
And the expenses policy is shit, but I don't mind putting a wee bit of my own wedge towards a proper feed.

And I won't be going to Leith either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Look up the Caledonian Alehouse.
On the side of the brewery, not far from the centre, has on all 8 or so beers that they make.

If you like Italian food, there is a deli on Elm Row called Valcona & Crolla which is unbelievable, has won awards for being the best Italian deli in the UK. Has a sandwich bar so great for a snack lunch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I need to find a bit of time to have a walk around the place and get a grip on where everything is.
At the moment, it's largely, fly, work, fly/hotel, work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It's a small place so easily walkable.
You have my mobile # so feel free to call when you're there if you'd like more info' on anywhere specific.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I will do mate.
And if I get any good Jimmy jokes, I'll be sure to forward them on!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)