Parenthood is ftw of all time. Awesome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Parenthood, shit happens.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

You've been a dad for five minutes you plum.
Shut the fuck up you sanctimonious ball bag.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

It takes less than 5 seconds
Its like a smack in the face, It didn't happen with kid #2 because I already knew what was coming.
( Peej, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

My bro has two little ones ! It's not easy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I also have two little ones
It's very easy.
( Peej, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

bollocks is it, it's a massive responsibility and sometimes quite irritating. Don't lie PJ.
Are you saying every second with your ball droppings is pure bliss? are you? are you? 'cause if you are you are a liar.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

apologies for the aggressiveness of this post.
I understand you love your kids etc etc but don't say they aren't hard work sometimes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Apologies? On the internet? What are you? A raging left footer?

( Peej, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Well I don't know you and don't want to be a cunt until you give me reason to be innit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Nope it's not always bliss
But it's not exactly difficult. Especially when you love the little brats. I would say the only hard part at this stage is interrupted sleep and I'm more than used to it now.

However when they are 13 and older I am sure it will be very difficult.
( Peej, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

boys or girls?
my bro has a 3 yr old and 1 yr old , both boys.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

girls

( Peej, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 6:18, Reply)

*fives*
I've just found Kickboxer on channel 5, WOOT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Not enough people these days wear a sleeveless denim jacket over a naked torso

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I've got MOTD on.
But I might doze off to Kickboxer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I actually prefer Bloodsport, but beggers etc..

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

A fan of the used jam-rag are you, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

urgh you horrible puppy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Universal Soldier ftw

( Peej, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Hitman appears to be on Film4
Anyone know if it's worth watching?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

skip it to be honest, really shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

The ten seconds before the adbreak
looked pretty dire. And the first advert was for MaxPayne next Saturday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

film of game= shit 9 x out of 10

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Silent Hill was the exception for me
but then I didn't know Silent Hill very well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Mario film was excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

With bob Hoskins?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)

You sorted the house out yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)

No not at all
I have the whole night. It'll be fine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Woo!
Cavy will bring a zomibie party over to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Pfft they'd have short shrift here
unless zombies are excellent at tidying, doing the washing up and some hoovering
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Looking at the state of the windows outside British Home Stores
I'd say not.

The security bloke had the hump about the amount of fake blood on the windows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Then they'll have to stay away
how can one person who hasn't cooked at all, have this much washing up is what I want to know.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I liked it too
Took some nice ideas from the game
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Awful, saw it last week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

This damned dirty ape speaks the truth

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)