I resealed my bath with grey silicone!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I visited my in-laws in Featherstone and carved pumpkins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

*epic life fives*
I did try to stop my bathroom door squeaking but to no avail, I think it's the frame rather than the hinge.

Also, the bloke from round the corner lowered the fucking tone again by parking his new ferrari next to my car. The classless pleb.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

how utterly crass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I know.
Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drive those.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I raped a disabled boy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Well, it was more like a pickaxe, if I'm honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)