Morning you
So, not all of my DF facts are wrong?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That is a solid gold DF fact, 100% true
Impressive memory. What else have you got stored away?

Apologies for not replying to your text on Saturday night, busy family weekend as the missus' sister came back from NZ with family. How the fuck people cope with more than one child I will never know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I've got lots and lots of DF facts tucked away for later use.
If you're mean to me, they might come to light.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

*panders shamelessly*
How are you anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Apart from being unloved?
Fine thanks. Yourself?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Unloved?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

+B
n m
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

How very dare you!
Are you accusing me of quenderism?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Why no
Darth yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I fail to see how bumloving B3th makes me a quender
I totally did that, by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You wish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The tent in my trousers says yes
I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Camping again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

No
I have a lucrative side business making outdoor gear out of trousers that I wore in my previous career as a clown. The tents are water- and custard-proof but do not blend into the environment well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Totally screencapping this
for later 'use'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

*rifles through Big Book of DF Facts*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Obviously.
That's a given.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)