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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Jimmy 'clubland enforcer and known torturer' Saville is DEID.Here's a fitting tribute to his...ah...interests. It's what he would have wanted, the sickening, dirty, twisted old cunt.
He was the first person to DJ with two turntables, you know.
www.myspace.com/amazingspacefrogsmusic/music/songs/i-m-into-necrophilia-39891662
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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I before E except after C montyi thought you'd know this...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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Apparently his family were devasted that he died on the weekendCash 4 gold doesn't open until Monday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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A nurse issued a statement:
'Mr Saville just sat in his chair saying "Euuuurggggghhhhhh, Euuuurggggghhhhhh, Euuuurggggghhhhhh, Euuuurggggghhhhhh"
So we didn't think anything was wrong with him'.
I like that song btw
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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What song?you know he was 2 days short of his 85th birthday, close, but no cigar.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:19,
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It's from a great compilation series called Bored Teenagers(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:25,
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Yet another thing science has disproved.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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what aromatic spice indigenous to south India and Sri Lanka is your favourite?Car-dead-mom
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Actullay it would be cancer-dead-momSo that makes no sense retard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:31,
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I should upgrade my browser for a better myspace experiencelol, it'll be shit whatever browser I'm in.
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Didn't some mug pay a fortune for it not so long ago?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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I think he paid $400 million for it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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Hasn't he since sold it to Justin Timberlake?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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I'm getting sick and tired of these Jimmy Saville jokes.This means You, Monty.
And you, and you and you...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:18,
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Yep. He liked them cold, wrinkly and slightly blue round the mouth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:23,
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that chair did more than hand our medals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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I dont understand this statement(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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His special armcahir also held children down with special straps so he could nonce themSahll i draw you a picture?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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But it says up there ^ that he liked the corpse rather than the kid??(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:34,
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*Prays* Dear jim, please can you fix it for AdamQC to fuck off and diekthxby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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that isn't very nice, I'm going to kill myself to taeach you a lesson(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Is the lesson in spelling?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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You really taeached me a lesson there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:38,
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That's the jokeYou fucking bongo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:40,
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Here is an example of a non-jokeLOL DEAD MUM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:42,
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Neither does anyone elseSo fucking stop repeating it over and over again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:44,
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that person took the mickey out of that dead birdand that boy said 'it's ok, my dead mum is a running joke around here", so I dun ran with it
LOL
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The key word in the phrase is "joke"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:46,
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^^ThisAl made a fantastic one that will likely never be topped. Especially not when all you're saying is "LOL DEAD MUM'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA!HAHAHAHA!
hahaha!
haha!
ha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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He married Rosemary West.She rides me regularly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:54,
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No, that was Fred.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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congratulations. i do hope you still find this so hilariouswhen she carks it! LOL!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:54,
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I want more details on the Saville torture please(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:52,
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Not torture butThere is a rumour (that I cannot substantiate) that there is an injunction in place against News International prohibiting them from publishing photos of Jimmy at Haute de la Garenne. (the child abuse scandal home in Jersey).
This is also strange: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2270180.ece
So he liked serial killers, and he was apparently in to kids, corpses or both.
Either way the old cunt is dead. Thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:01,
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Yesterday, I saw a picture of Peter Sutcliffe shaking hands with Frank Bruno, with Jimmy Saville in the backgroundRather surreal...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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Thats the pic in Battered's linkIt's like the setup for a bad pun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:03,
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Ahh, I seeI don't tend to click on links to The Sun, although that might have stopped me looking silly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:05,
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Next to that (points down) it is difficult to look silly(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:07,
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as surreal as I imagine the shock of finding out your mum is deadi spose
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I hope this helps:b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1411982
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:10,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1411993
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:12,
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Film yourself being run over I'm sure AA wil weep
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:11,
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that's gonna be trickyI'd need a tripod sety up at the right angle, a car on a slight slope, need to lie in the right position, that'll be difficult that
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See if you can find anyone to volunteer to drive the carThat should be marginally less tricky
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Darth has many takersWhat is your point?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:16,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1411982
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:19,
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She is too busy being shafted roughly by a horseWith any luck she may die of internal bleeding so you can mock me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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Well log off and figure it out, there's a good prick(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:13,
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Actually, is your Sunshine bus not coming this afternoon?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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i said something similar to my girlfriend the other day, oh my gosh she took it personal(, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Now this is a good joke, well done!"girlfriend"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:16,
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LOLshe got in a massive huff and a had to walk to the train staion LOL
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You utter fucking twatIs this your master plan? Take revenge on all those horrid B3tans who were mean to you by finding something that you hope will rile them and banging on about it ad nauseum?
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Leave it DaveHe's not wurf it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:11,
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Don't touch me! Don't touch me! I'm alright!Hello sir. Wickham might just turn out to be a decent buy then
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YepSeems to have bullied both of Villa's centre halves quite well.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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Impressive work considering that Richard Dunne is little more than a thug at the best of timesKieron Westwood looks a handy buy as well. In fact I'm confused as to how you're not doing better.
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Steve Bruce is the main reasonIf Sunderland end up playing Bendtner and Whickham up front with Sessegnon floating we could actually start scoring some goals. That and playing defenders at the back.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21,
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Just because Sessegnon is blackdoesn't mean he's a poo, you horrible racist
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Haha!I actually had to re-read my post to figure out where you were going with that there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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I'm not normally given to such DISGUSTING humourI blame cunty-chops below
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Just to finish thisEveryone's mum has died in tragic circumstances. We are all typing here through a veil of tears. You have won. Now fuck off and post something funny. The clue to this is making one person (or more, but lets not get carried away here) either smile, giggle or outright laugh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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Thank youThis means a great deal to all of us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21,
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"Poor, and too lazy to cook? That's why mums go to Iceland."I'd like to thank Mock the Week for that joke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:24,
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You do occasionally get some decent stuff in Icelandapart from volcanos
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:29,
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I like the caption on the picture further down the page"Fiend ... as he is best known"
Brilliant.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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Would you shake his hand given the opportunityI'd feel a bit weird about it I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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Does this hammer smell of prossies to you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:14,
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Oh yesGood work sporto.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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I can't help but wonder if anyone would have cared if Bruno had felt the need to tighten his grip 'a little' at that point.Break a couple of bones, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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Yeah, she was 'Arried by big Frank(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21,
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TRUFAXMy Dad was interviewed after the Wearside Jack tapes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:24,
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I met Jimmy Saville in 1992When my Dad was on Jim'll Fix It. He was mad as a bucket of frogs. Acted like he was on camera all the time.
Morning all.
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Morning youSo, not all of my DF facts are wrong?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:04,
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That is a solid gold DF fact, 100% trueImpressive memory. What else have you got stored away?
Apologies for not replying to your text on Saturday night, busy family weekend as the missus' sister came back from NZ with family. How the fuck people cope with more than one child I will never know.
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I've got lots and lots of DF facts tucked away for later use.If you're mean to me, they might come to light.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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Apart from being unloved?Fine thanks. Yourself?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21,
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How very dare you!Are you accusing me of quenderism?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:26,
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I fail to see how bumloving B3th makes me a quenderI totally did that, by the way
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NoI have a lucrative side business making outdoor gear out of trousers that I wore in my previous career as a clown. The tents are water- and custard-proof but do not blend into the environment well.
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Totally screencapping this for later 'use'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:34,
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He was a creepy old man who loved himself as much as he loved wearing his mum's old frocks.Could we fix it for him to be buggered daily by Satan's pitchfork?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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Jim never fixed it for me. Prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:09,
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Dear Jim, please can you organise for my mac to be returned to me as I dun lost itkthx MMZS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:11,
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Dear Jim, Can you pease return the mac to me.
Once again,
Mark
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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No, no, you've read that wrongAlthough I can see why you'd assume he was talking to you
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Hello yourself.Is your offer still open, by the way?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:30,
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You, sir, are a top blokeand I shall gaz you later. Thank you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:36,
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Prepare yoursleves for some TRUFAXI briefly went out with a girl who had been on Jim'll fix it
Consider yourselves amazed, more fun facts to come
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