You utter fucking twat
Is this your master plan? Take revenge on all those horrid B3tans who were mean to you by finding something that you hope will rile them and banging on about it ad nauseum?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Leave it Dave
He's not wurf it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Don't touch me! Don't touch me! I'm alright!
Hello sir. Wickham might just turn out to be a decent buy then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Yep
Seems to have bullied both of Villa's centre halves quite well.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Impressive work considering that Richard Dunne is little more than a thug at the best of times
Kieron Westwood looks a handy buy as well. In fact I'm confused as to how you're not doing better.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Steve Bruce is the main reason
If Sunderland end up playing Bendtner and Whickham up front with Sessegnon floating we could actually start scoring some goals. That and playing defenders at the back.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Just because Sessegnon is black
doesn't mean he's a poo, you horrible racist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Haha!
I actually had to re-read my post to figure out where you were going with that there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I'm not normally given to such DISGUSTING humour
I blame cunty-chops below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

is your mum dead too?
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Just to finish this
Everyone's mum has died in tragic circumstances. We are all typing here through a veil of tears. You have won. Now fuck off and post something funny. The clue to this is making one person (or more, but lets not get carried away here) either smile, giggle or outright laugh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

sorry for your loss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Thank you
This means a great deal to all of us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

if you want great deals head on down to iceland!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Can't
Mum dead innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

"Poor, and too lazy to cook? That's why mums go to Iceland."

I'd like to thank Mock the Week for that joke.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

You do occasionally get some decent stuff in Iceland
apart from volcanos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I remember when all this was Bejams....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

You have lost me now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'm old, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)