no, my mum never "got" alcohol
probably because she had a piss-poor tolerance for it.

My grandparents couldn't have given less of a shit about boozing I suspect, although only one of them lived long enough to see me drunk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you're being a pissy old windbag about it
but not particularly gay, for once.

you'll need to sort that out before the transformation into your mother is complete.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Top conversation paradigm shifting, there. And without a clutch, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

i was quite proud of that one.
i have several clutches you can borrow, if you want? my favourite is the lulu guinness one with the "my heart belongs to" and then a list of crossed-out guys' names, but they're all different colours, so we can find the one that goes best with your lovely pink socks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Oooh. that'd be lovely.
The only one I currently have is made of baby seal, so it's probably not so socially acceptable these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

i actually like the sound of that
apart from the fact that clutch bags are an arseache to carry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

silly beth
you don't carry them like THAT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)