that's very good but what's the rectangle in the middle for?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'll answer that question here, since you asked it first.
The rectangle is our 'cold callers can get to fuck' sign. I've put a red lightbulb in the hallway light, so the ghosts (just drawn and cut out of A3 paper) and the sign are backlit.

There is also a kilner jar on the doorstep with grapes and noodles in red dyed water, with a label saying 'eyeballs and intestines'. And I have spooky noises on my ipod blasting out of the kitchen window.

Sweeties are all bagged up and ready to go. Now I just need some small children to scare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)

some just came to my door
I did a fake scream then apologised as all I have is a rice cake, in which they were not interested
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Your house is so getting egged later on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

yeah, well they were about 4
I could totally kick their asses.

I only just got home from work and have to be out again in about half an hour, they can fuck off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

The scary old witch with no sweeties
will be the talk of the playground tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

yeah
well, it's all part of the crazy catguinea pig lady image
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

can't really blame them for that, old buddy old pal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

nothing wrong with
chocolate chip ceiling tiles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

excellent work.
I plan to throw intestines out of the window onto any children that ring my doorbell. Since they can't get into my tenemant to actually play any tricks. It will be a saluatory lesson to them on the general unfairness of life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Have you bought intestines in specially, or are you just planning on using your own?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I'm sure I've got some lying around somewhere.
If not I'll improvise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)