I may have just set myself on fire a little bit.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You're an object to lust now Kroney, no wonder you're on fire

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Sorry Rory, and I'm pretty sure I've had to tell you this before,
but could you please stop trying to slip me a digit?
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I DEFFO WUD !!!111!!
There's several fat scary looking birds from the internet ahead of me though :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

You fucking love it, we all know it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

know want to participate

apart from me obviously
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I hate this thread.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

At least Rory's finger makes a pleasant change from frozen poo though, eh?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

It makes a change.
"Pleasant" is a bridge too far.

With all these digits, I'm going to look like a discarded mitten, you know, down there.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Hahahaha, oh grim.
I'm not sure whether to be more amused or disgusted by this image.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I once managed to get nearly four fingers up a front bottom

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I like how nobody cares that I set fire to myself.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

*pats consolingly*
no, wait...I meant condescendingly.

How did you set yourself alight, you massive special?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

SPESHUL!!!!!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Oh you know, ninjas, car chases, gun fights.
It was all very suave and James Bond-y.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Ninjas have nunchucks, not flamethrowers
and contrary to Hollywood depiction, being shot at or in a car crash very rarely results in explosions or flames.

It was a clumsy kitchen based mishap, wasn't it?
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I actually had to explain once, slowly and carefully, to a grown man that bullets can't blow up cars.
I very definitely didn't lean over a hob at a weird angle whilst lighting it. Nope. I'm way too smooth for that.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Christ, she must have been like a windsock down there....

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

He could have filled her up with hot soapy water
and got on with cleaning the kitchen floor.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

4+ is known as "KitKat", as in you only get four fingers inside a KitKat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

hate love
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

*giggles childishly at strike-throughs*
:D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Glad someone appreciates my subtle sense of humour.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

IT'S YOUUUUUUUU!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

NNNNOOOOEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
*chest bumps*
Alright love?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Hey booby.
Yeah, up and down. This past week's been a bit of a blur and I'm sleeping fucking loads, but I think I'm getting there. Good bash?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I firmly believe that sleep is the best medicine.
Bash was excellent, thanks :) You must attend the next one.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Yes, he must.

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

This^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Awww.
Well I don't know when the next one is but I'll do my best. Money's been a bit shit recently else I'd have considered hitching up to Manchester, but I'm not into sleeping on floors any more. I need my beauty sleep!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Loads of time innit.
It hasn't been born yet ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Let me know when the spunk is in place.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Y T O
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

*slow claps*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I was going for accuracy, y'know.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Gets it after a couple of minutes
complete with tongue stuck out in concentration ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

The best ones take time.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)