I must admit to being slightly tipsy too.
Monday evenings are kind of my own time in the flat, so I make the most of them: eating crap, drinking rubbish, watching movies and monging out in my pants.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Woo-Hoo! The Monday night club is FORMED and IN SESSION!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you in your pants too?
I'm kind of feeling like you're in your pants. It feels good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I've got a pair of jeans on.
But under those jeans ARE PANTS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Oh wow! Me too!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Oh b3th, we are like under-garment-buddies.
*checks bra-straps aren't showing*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

me frive
except there' not jeans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Me six
although I'm in a heap of blankets as well.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I turned the heating off and I've got a nice silky blanket over me.
Sometimes I worry I'm a girl.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Silky? Nah.
Fluffy is where it's at.
(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

If you were a girl, you'd be just my type.
/ac, scarily enough
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I have no answer to this post.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Don't worry.
I wasn't sure what to say exactly I started with "If you were a girl..." and it auto completed to that so I left it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You're scratching yourself right now, aren't you?

(berk, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Do I make you horny baby, yeah?!
*scractches distractedly*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)